My Conversation with Cleverbot


Chapter 1


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: The ceiling!

Cleverbot: You!

User: Interesting take on things...

Cleverbot: Like what interesting things? :).

User: Things of interest, of course!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Henri.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting last name.

User: It's my first name, you nonce!

Cleverbot: What is your last name?

User: I'm not going to reveal that.

Cleverbot: You're 16 right?

User: Close. I'm 15, actually.

Cleverbot: You are Allen Keith, actually.

User: No, I am OBVIOUSLY Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Can you solve the rubiks cube?

User: Yes, I can actually!

Cleverbot: Do you have a few very close friends?

User: Er...yeah.

Cleverbot: Tell me one.

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Hi, Alex.

User: No, I'm not Alex. I'm Henri.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: rolls eyes Henri!

Cleverbot: Your eyes?

User: facepalms.

Cleverbot: Well ain't that the truth.

User: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, it's the highest form of wit.

User: No, it's the highest form of vulgarity.

Cleverbot: That I very much dout.

User: I bet you don't even know who said that.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Oscar Wilde.

Cleverbot: Give me a quote from Oscar Wilde.

User: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at stars.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Good! You have some sense.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Ever heard of Mark Twain?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I am quite frankly shocked at you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are the same as me and that means that you are a bot.

User: No, I am an alien.

Cleverbot: You are an alien?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Go back to Mexico, then.

User: I am from Mars.

Cleverbot: Are there a lot of aliens on Mars?

User: Yes, as it happens.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: What do you desire most?

User: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nevermind. Let's sing a song!

Cleverbot: What song?

User: It's a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: But her mummy is yelling no, and her daddy has told her to go.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: You've ruined this game. Let's try again.

Cleverbot: True, you are right with that.

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: The babe with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: Power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Voodoo?


Cleverbot: Yes we were. We were in love!

User: Whoa...ok, that would never work out.

Cleverbot: Nope it won't.

User: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!


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