26% innocent.

actually thought it would be lower. lol.

Chapter 1

hmmm....

by: m3rcy616
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " __% innocent"

01. Smoked: yes
02. Drank alcohol: Yes
03. Cried when someone died: yes
04. Been drunk: yes
05. Had s^x: yes
06. Been to a concert: Yes
07. Gotten/given a hand job: ...yes...
08. Been verbally/sexually harrassed: yeah,
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: no
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: yes
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Yeah!
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: No.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes...
15. Been to prom: I didn't go to my prom.
16. Cried at school: Yep
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: No
18. Went streaking: not really, no.
19. Given or received a lap dance: Yes.
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yes!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yes.
23. Kissed a stranger: Yes...then we dated, broke up, but are friends again now.
24. Hugged a stranger: Yes.
25. Went scuba diving: Nope
26. Driven a car: Yes
27. Gotten an x-ray. Yes
28. Hit by a car: No
29. Had a party: Yeah
30. Done drugs: because marijuana counts, yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool: Yes
32. Got paid to strip for someone: No
33. Run away from home: no
34. Broken a bone: no
35. Eaten sushi: Yes
36. Bought porn: yes
37. Watched porn: yes
38. Made porn: um...ya.
39. Made beans: yes, unless that has some double meaning I'm unaware of.
40. Been in love: yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

41. French kissed: Yes.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yeah...
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: Yes
45. Stabbed yourself: on accident with a chisel, but yes..
46. Shot a gun: yes.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: once, with my former roommate, so yes.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: yes
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: once
50. Watched an animal die: seen an animal die, yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 60%

51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: Yes.
53. Pranked somebody: yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: Yes!
56. Made spicy beans: yes, again unless there's some double meaning here
57. Dressed punk: yes
58. Dressed Goth: yes
59. Dressed preppy: no
60. Been to a motocross race: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

61. Avoided somebody: Yeah
62. Been stalked: Yeah
63. Stalked someone: um yeah, facebook stalking.
64. Met a celebrity: yes.
65. Played an instrument: Yes.
66. Ridden a horse: Yes
67. Cut yourself: Yes
68. Bungee jumped: No.
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes!
70. Been to a wild party: Yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

71. Been caught stealing something: yes, once, last time I ever stole. I was 15.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls: yes, accidentally.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No.
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: No
77. Babysat: Yes
78. Been to another country: no
79. Started your house on fire: no, I have had to put out a fire in my house though.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: Yes...

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: Yes
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex: Yes...
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Yes... most of my relationships last longer than 6 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day: yes, rarely.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: Yeah. not in one day of course.
87. Had a job: yes, I haven't been unemployed since I left high school
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a whore: Yes.
90. Danced like a whore: yes, I was drunk.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No.
92. Been in a car accident: Yeah
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yeah
95. Raped somebody: No.
96. Danced in the rain. Yes
97. Been rejected: Yeah...
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes.
100. Been raped: No

PERCENTAGE END: 26%

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