47% Innocent, Beotch! :}D

Chapter 1

Read it, ho!

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " % innocent"

01. Smoked: No
02. Drank alcohol: No
03. Cried when someone died: Yeah..
04. Been drunk: Nope
05. Had s^x: Maybe... No. xD
06. Been to a concert: No D:
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: To myself...
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Everday! :D Jaykay.
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: Well...
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: Not up, but down...
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Ew... Yes.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: No. I'd never. :D
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: No.
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yes. Bad day...
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: OhMyGod, I'd still be there if it was for my phone.
18. Went stre&king: No...Sadly
19. Given or received a la& dance: No...?
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yupper! Like... 3 girls.(:

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes. A girl. :D
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yes, the same girl's.(:
23. Kissed a stranger: No... But I want to.
24. Hugged a stranger: Hell no.
25. Went scuba diving: Nope
26. Driven a car: Yeah, foo'.
27. Gotten an x-ray. No.
28. Hit by a car: No.
29. Had a party: Yeah!
30. Done d&ugs: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Yes...
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: Well, at my job...
33. Run away from home: Yup. Dx
34. Broken a bone: Noo. :3
35. Eaten sushi: Yes, ohmygod yum.
36. Bought p^rn: Nah, I watch the free stuff.
37. Watched pUrn: Yup.
38. Made poUn: Well... I might.
39. Made beans: Er...?
40. Been in love: Yes..

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

41. French kissed: Nope.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Pshh, everday.
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yeah...
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: No.
45. Stabbed yourself: Noo
46. Shot a gun: Yup.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: Maybe...
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Maybe...?
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Probably.
50. Watched an animal die: Yes.. :'(

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 78%

51. Watched a person die: Yes.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: Nope.
53. Pranked somebody: Yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No...
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: Yes.
56. Made spicy beans: Yes.
57. Dressed punk: No
58. Dressed Goth: No
59. Dressed preppy: Yeap.
60. Been to a motocross race: Yeah.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

61. Avoided somebody: Yeah .
62. Been stalked: No.
63. Stalked someone: Maybe once..
64. Met a celebrity: Yes.
65. Played an instrument: Piano.
66. Ridden a horse: Yes.
67. Cut yourself: Yes.
68. Bungee jumped: Yes.
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes!
70. Been to a wild party: I think.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

71. Been caught stealing something: Yup..
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Kicked. :D
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No.
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: Three times..
77. Babysat: No.
78. Been to another country: Noo.
79. Started your house on fire: Almost.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: Now.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes...
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: No.
85. Sat on your butt all day: All day everyday after school. :D
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: Yes...
87. Had a job: Nope.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: No.
90. Danced like a wh^re: Yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No.
92. Been in a car accident: Yes.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yup.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yuppy.
95. RaJed somebody: Well, myself...
96. Danced in the rain. Yeah!
97. Been rejected: No.
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yup! Damn b*itch.
100. Been rJped: By myself...

PERCENTAGE END: 47%

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