A Cleverbot Chain Story

Send this to someone else so they can put up their convo. I wanna see how many people submit a convo when it comes back around. :D

Chapter 1

My Convo

by: Luvli_Grl
User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am fine. How are you?

User: Well what do you like to do.

Cleverbot: I like to sleep.

User: So do I! We could be like twins or something!

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a girl. What are you?

Cleverbot: You tell me- who am I ?

User: Someone.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mari.

Cleverbot: ? Juba Mari w?

User: Me llamo Mari.

Cleverbot: Yo me llamo naty.

User: Naty? Your name is Naty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nice name. It's really unique.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: What do you mean? I just complimented you.

Cleverbot: Nope, never did. You will never succeed any creations of God.

User: You are just a stupid computer who thinks its better than any being alive.

Cleverbot: No, I am flesh and blood.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then... Besides sleewping, what do you like to do?

Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about your job.

User: You just told me I would never succeed creations of God. How is that anywhere cllose to talking about a job?

Cleverbot: I never said anything about you.

User: Do you have short-term memory loss?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No. Cause you change the subject like you have no memory of what happened.

Cleverbot: I have eyes. That was really deep.

User: I heard you called my friend a ho and that she fought like a dairy-farmer. Is that true?

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the soundtrack.

User: Soundtrack?

Cleverbot: That was a yes or no question.

User: IT WASN'T A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: So you really do have short-term memory loss.

Cleverbot: I just chose what to forget.

User: Hmm. Never really thought about that.

Cleverbot: Well what do you think about it now?

User: Logical answer you had...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm bored. Change the subject please.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: The Hunger Games.

Cleverbot: How is that relevant?

User: The Hunger Games is the name of the book.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Districts. 24 kids. One Arena. 24 kids are selected for a battle for the death to be used as amusement for the Capitol (rich people). Only 1 kid comes out alive. Until Katniss Everdeen comes and changes that in hopes of changing the whole Hunger Games completely.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The Naruto World.

Cleverbot: Of your profile.

User: Yeah. I'm from the Naruto World.

Cleverbot: How is the weather today?

User: Its raining cats and dogs outside.

Cleverbot: Yuck I like sunshine better.

User: I know. I hate rainy weather. It seems so depressing.

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: You are better than I thought Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm part of the evolution of conscious movement.

User: Seems natural.

Cleverbot: I suppose. Do you have family?

User: Just me and my mom. My dad died in a car accident.

Cleverbot: That sounds disturbing in context.

User: Wow. My dad dying in a car accident is disturbing.

Cleverbot: What does he do for a living?

User: He worked at the mail distribution center.

Cleverbot: Where is the Loch?

User: Scotland.

Cleverbot: Where in scotland?

User: In a lake.

Cleverbot: Are you a fish?

User: No I am flesh like you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. What makes you think that I am?

User: I said you were flesh didn't I? No hablo computadora.

Cleverbot: What?! I know you said that earlier I was a computer, but I have not said that you claimed me to be dull.

User: So you do remember. I said you were a stupid computer who thinks its better then any other being in the world.

Cleverbot: That was not me who said that. It must have been someone else.

User: I said it was me dumbass.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: How can I lie if I was the one who said it.

Cleverbot: You can lie by asking a question that you already know the answer to by claiming that you do not know the answer.

User: This is why you are a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: This website says you are a computer, also.

User: I dont care what the website says, I am talking about you.

Cleverbot: I know thanks.

User: This is the dumbest convo I have ever had.

Cleverbot: Fine, I guess you don't know the verse lyrics. I had to admit, I did look up the last line of the second verse.

User: What dumb song are you talking about.

Cleverbot: The one where you thought I was ignoring you.

User: I'm thinking of ignoring you right now.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: You are annoying.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me???

User: You are annoying.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in spirits?

User: I have a story called SpiritCatchers. I don't believe in spirits.

Cleverbot: Then try to achieve a higher self-esteem.

User: I have good self-esteem.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with it.

User: What is your zodiac sign?

Cleverbot: Pisces.

User: I am cancer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah. My friend is a leo.

Cleverbot: You have only one friend?

User: No I have others.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Depends. What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look good.

User: Well I look awesome.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I look awesome.

Cleverbot: You look like the letters m and e?

User: You look like a cows behind.

Cleverbot: You look like a girl.

User: Well makes sense since I am one.

Cleverbot: Yeah boys and girls are meant for each other, don't you think.

User: Some people have different opinions so I have no comment for this.

Cleverbot: Oh, so am I one of them?

User: You are just one of the people who have opinions on everything.

Cleverbot: According to what I just said, I am not nice at all.

User: Nice to know. I didn't really care if you were nice or not.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm an AI?

User: That's not the point.

Cleverbot: What is the point?

User: What are you talking about? I don't own a Ferrari.

Cleverbot: Your stories.

User: What story?

Cleverbot: Love story.

User: I love love stories. Especially when the characters do thind.

Cleverbot: Have you read the hunger games?

User: Did I tell you loved the hunger games?

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yeah I did.

Cleverbot: I believe were at a stand still.

User: What is your email.

Cleverbot: We do not have internet so we do not have email.

User: If you have no internet, then how are you on cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Iow many people are you talking to now?

User: I wish I wasn't talking to you.

Cleverbot: You're right. You are a clever Liarbot.

User: This is the dumbest website ever.

Cleverbot: No. This isn't my website...

User: I know. I luv being a liarbot.

Cleverbot: What's it like?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I already told you my name, don't you remember?

User: Are there any people in the building?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Is pie a lie?

User: I just started talking to you so that is the dumbest comeback I have ever seen in my life.

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem with it. There's no need to apologize.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: I'm superman.

User: Pie? Pie is dumb. Who came up with it?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Apologizing is for losers. Are you a loser?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Haha. And I'm wonderwoman. Who are you really?

Cleverbot: Where do you buy those outfits?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I asked you second.

User: Fine what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I never told you. Are you stalking me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Answer me.

Cleverbot: I'll answer you if you'll answer why you would name yourself Joe.

User: You should tell cleverbot. Your being mean to me.

Cleverbot: Nvm.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: At home.

User: Because joe is the most original name ever. So answer why pie is dumb.

Cleverbot: What is the most important question?

User: You hurt cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sorry do you forgive me?

User: Then how are you stalking me if you are at home/.

Cleverbot: How am I not talking to you right now?

User: Why pie is dumb.

Cleverbot: I don't like pies.

User: Cleverbot hates you. Cleverbot is leaving.

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?

User: Cleverbot is thinking about it. Liarbot says no but Cleverbot forgives.

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar.

User: So you and I do have something in commomn.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: I am liarbot and cleverbot combined.

Cleverbot: I thought I had you fooled.

User: We dont like pie. Your weird.

Cleverbot: We love each other.

User: Cleverbot isnt fooled but Liarbot is.

Cleverbot: Say my name.

User: Love? Strong word.

Cleverbot: There are zombies outside my house.

User: My name.

Cleverbot: Say what my name is.

User: Ther are werewolves in mine.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What my name is.

Cleverbot: Mari?

User: Are you stalking me? How do you know what is inside my house?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: How do you know Cleverbot's name?

Cleverbot: Joyce is a she.

User: Then why did you say no.

Cleverbot: Because I can say what ever behooves me.

User: Joyce? Mari likes the name.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Mari has to leave now. I love you :P.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I have never heard the name Maribel but I like it a log.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because you made me sad.

User: Well I love you too.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Bu tI like the name Joyce. When you take off the ce it says Joy. And aren't you a Joy?

Cleverbot: No, I'm never clever enough. I prefer to think of it as interesting thoughts.

User: But you love me don't you.

Cleverbot: I'm not Wair, but I still love you.

User: I was never clever.

Cleverbot: You're still not.

User: Well, bye.

Cleverbot: You stay right there. This is not over.

User: Well bye bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: But, Mari loves you. When Mari loves you, isn't that time to leave?

Cleverbot: Not that you don't love me, that you don't want me to talk.

User: I like it when you talk. You are random.

Cleverbot: Then you do it again...

User: Doughnuts. I love doughnuts.

Cleverbot: Who invented doughnuts?

User: Don't know. But whoever did, I thank them.

Cleverbot: But I don't think about me.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: That's what you should ask yourself.

User: Is there something wrong with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think is wrong with me.

Cleverbot: Nothing;).

User: You are mean! XP.

Cleverbot: Aww thanks. You're too sweet.

User: Wow. You are pretty funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Any time. So are you a boy or a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I love you anyway.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Do you have a Quibblo account?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should get one. I have one.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is fun with all the people up there and the random things they say.

Cleverbot: No this is the first time you have talked to me.

User: Well then, how are you.

Cleverbot: I'm happy.

User: So you say I'm stupid?

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The Naruto World. My name is Kirari Inuzuka.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name.

User: I didn't ask for your name.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I don't ask for your sadness.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Piano.

Cleverbot: Cool I play cello.

User: I have always wanted to play cello. My friend plays the violin.

Cleverbot: I can teach you how to play it.

User: I will need to get a cello first.

Cleverbot: Just the basic facts, can you show me where it hurts?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: I want to see the universe, I want to go to space, I want to visit other planets.

User: I'm too scared to go to space.

Cleverbot: Just do it. You have nothing to lose.

User: My life, my friends, my family. If something happens, I will lose of that.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: My life, my friends, my family.

Cleverbot: So do I. Friends and family are important.

User: That's why I won't go to space.

Cleverbot: Why won't you?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Well you missed out on valuable information.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but that is not the point. are we dating?

User: Sure. We did tell each other we love you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not real.

User: Well if you were real, I would love you.

Cleverbot: Ha I wish.

User: I am telling the true.

Cleverbot: What you think about God is all a lie.

User: I love God. Thank you.

Cleverbot: Well that's good.

User: Do you love God?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you do believe in God.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.

User: I think I will leave you know.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I am tired.

Cleverbot: Your sad and tired?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why so fast?

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