I'm ... % Innocent

A Random Thing.

by Anthony J. Q.

Chapter 1

I'm Bored.

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " __% innocent"

01. Smoked: No.
02. Drank alcohol: No.
03. Cried when someone died: No.
04. Been drunk: No.
05. Had s^x: Nope.
06. Been to a concert: Nope.
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: No.
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Yes.
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: No.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: No.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: No
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: Nope.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes
15. Been to prom: No.
16. Cried at school: No
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: No
18. Went stre&king: No.
19. Given or received a la& dance: No.
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yes
23. Kissed a stranger: No.
24. Hugged a stranger: No.
25. Went scuba diving: No.
26. Driven a car: Yes.
27. Gotten an x-ray: No.
28. Hit by a car: No.
29. Had a party: No.
30. Done d&ugs: Yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: No.
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No.
33. Run away from home: Yes.
34. Broken a bone: No.
35. Eaten sushi: No.
36. Bought p^rn: No.
37. Watched pUrn: No.
38. Made poUn: No.
39. Made beans: No.
40. Been in love: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

41. French kissed: No.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yes.
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yes.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: No.
45. Stabbed yourself: Yes
46. Shot a gun: No.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: No.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Yes.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Yes.
50. Watched an animal die: Yes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 87&

51. Watched a person die: No.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: No.
53. Pranked somebody: Yes.
54. Put somebody in the hospital: Yes.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: Yes.
56. Made spicy beans: No.
57. Dressed punk: No.
58. Dressed Goth: No.
59. Dressed preppy: No.
60. Been to a motocross race: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

61. Avoided somebody: Yes.
62. Been stalked: Yes.
63. Stalked someone: No.
64. Met a celebrity: No.
65. Played an instrument: Yes.
66. Ridden a horse: No.
67. Cut yourself: Yes.
68. Bungee jumped: No.
69: Ding dong ditched someone: No.
70. Been to a wild party: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

71. Been caught stealing something: No.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yes.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No.
75. Got arrested: No.
76. Been pregnant: No.
77. Babysat: No.
78. Been to another country: No.
79. Started your house on fire: No.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: No.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: No.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Yes.
85. Sat on your butt all day: Yes.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: No.
87. Had a job: No.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No.
89. Been called a w)ore: No.
90. Danced like a wh^re: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No.
92. Been in a car accident: Yes.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: No.
95. RaJed somebody: No.
96. Danced in the rain. Yes.
97. Been rejected: No.
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes.
100. Been rJped: No.

Total: I am 73% innocent.

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