Reasons Why Harry Potter is (and always will be) Better Than Twilight [More added]

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Chapter 1

Reasons 1-17

1. Death Eaters= totally PWN Volturi!
Okay, I don't even know what the Volturi are but I'm pretty sure this goes without saying.

2. Twilight:The main man- Edward (or is it Jacob?), a pedophile stalker guy who is completely obsessed with his love; so obsessed that he watches her sleep. One word- CREEPY.
Harry Potter: the main hero- Harry Potter, a boy orphaned at a young age who stays brave and has saved the world-hmm, let's see- SEVEN TIMES.

3. Main Setting.
Twilight- an ordinary town by the name of Forks. Forks. You couldn't do better than that, Meyer?
Harry Potter- An awesome castle with moving staircases and talking pictures located in a not-so-boring place full of magic.

4. Harry Potter teaches you how to face your fears, how to grow, how to become independent, how to accept who you are. It teaches you about friends, loyalty, love, good over evil, death and so much more.
Twilight teaches you how important it is to have a boyfriend.

5. Twilight is all fillers. Remove the fillers and it'll probably be around 20 pages long. Bella brushing her teeth, Bella taking a shower, Bella walking down the stairs, Bella doing this unimportant thing and that unimportant thing.
Harry Potter does not have nearly as many fillers. I won't say that there are none, but there are close to it. Harry Potter cuts right to the chase with the plot.

6. Twilight isn't the most exciting thing. I don't know much about it but I'm pretty sure Harry Potter has a lot more action and adventure in it. I mean, freakin time travel!! That's just plain awesome.

7. Twilight doesn't have any details worth paying attention to. It won't matter if you skip a paragraph- heck, I don't think it would matter if you skipped 5 pages! Harry Potter has details that seem so insignificant but make all the difference in the end.

8. The lesson learned about death in Twilight is that the perfect life is being immortal and that death is an unnatural thing. And that you can live forever and watch everyone you love die and it's okay. Wow. Stuuupid...
In Harry Potter, a storyline is used to show that death is natural. It happens to everybody and you have to be ready for it. You shouldn't be afraid of it, and plenty of people die for their loved ones. Life can go on, no matter how bad our losses.

9. When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the worlds most powerful and dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her she curled up went numb for months, and then jumped off a cliff...
SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!?

10. Harry Potter has better developed characters. Every single one changes in some way by the end of the series. How does Bella change? By becoming half a vampire or whetever the crap Meyer wrote. In Twilight, the character's personalities don't develop. Rowling is just that good an author.

11. Twilight is all romance. Fluff fluff fluffity fluff fluff. Harry Potter has romance as a sub plot. That's not all its about.

12. Who do you think is a better role model, Hermione or Bella?

13. Meyer basically butchered and rearranged the whole vampire legend. Sparkling vampires? You have got to be kidding.

14. Rowling is not afraid to kill off some good characters. Meyer just keeps the good ones and lets the bad ones get killed off. How exciting...

15. Meyer's grammar is horrible, and so is her editor. Twilight doesn't even deserve capital letters. Siriusly, look at the cover of the book.

16. Twilight is all about "team Edward" or "team Jacob" but who cares? At least there's more important stuff in Harry Potter than who to make out with.

17. Robert Pattinson (sp?) was Cedric first!

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