Lovestruck (With my commentary...for people with humour only)
I'm going to try and not be too offensive, if that's possible.
She got a long name.
Hey!My name is Dabria Kathrine Ashleigh Tucker-Price Well my name is Prince Shaladingading Padawon-Flyer , but everyone calls me Bambi because of my big green eyes Everyone calls me Twerp.I have Long sun kissed golden hair that falls into perfect curls well, you must be Georgia May Jagger, then and sun kissed clear skin and I amslim is that contagious? but have perfect curves in all of the right places.I attend howarts and am in Gryfindore no comment , in my seventh year.I wear MINISKIRTS or shorts everyday and sometimes tight skinny jeans, cool DRESSES, i wear TOPS well, considering how you just described your dress sense, I'm surprised you DO wear tops..., SCARVES, necklaces, HIGH HEELS.I love TARTAN clothes ALAS! we have something in common! especially dresses n skirts.I paint my NAILS everyday and wear a little bit of make up, just fondation, blue eyeliner(not alot I dont want to look like a f^king dont swear dear, it's a way of life) eyeshadow and lipgloss.
Today I am wearing a tight, low cut floral minidress that clung to my body and Black high heels that made my long, slim legs look even longer whatever happened to the idea of uniform?.I walked to the Great hall and spotted my goerguos, blonde, frind Candi Alexandra Hayley Smith(A/N:Hayley thats you babe! lucky chick ) at the Slytherine table.
In her first year she got sorted in to the Slytherin house and hates it.i sat down next 2 her nd got dirty loks from the slytherins, so i puled the finger at was wearing a tight wite tank top and denim booty shorts (coughJENNIFERLOPEZcough) that she looked uber hot in"I f^king hat it here all th slytherins are bitccy emos!" honey, you are the epitome of biitchy Candi saied to me"lets move to your table."We stood and were stopped by Draco Malfoy the hottest boy in existence, well for a emo slytherin not all slytherins are emos "Hey girls,"he said sexily"MCR oh, so MCR are a wizard band now? are playing in Hogsmede tonight, I'll meet you here at eight."wihout thinkig I said"Yes."and Candi gasped. OMFG! you accepted a date from Draco Hottieface Malfoy?!
Candi gasped and pulled me away from Draco"You can't go to MCR with draca!Hes a stypid emo ....the fvck?! And do you even know what mcr is?!!!11'
"Noo!Of corse not, Candi whats MCr?"I assked then I assume you're the kinda girl who likes Dustbin Bieber?
"A f^king emo band i f^king hate them!" christ, you're worse than Gordon Ramsay
"Excuse me, are you guys talking about MCR?I heard Drako wanted to take you."said a stypid emo slytherine called pansy.
"Yeah, why the f^c do you care?"Candi shoted She asked a logical question, ya know.
"Well i thought you might not fit in well with the of the other ppl at the concert, I mean lok at how ur dressed!'pansy said pointing at our cute cloths Cute? "I could help if you want."
"Fine."I siad bak and then we went into da slytherinies commen roam.
Pansy lent us sum clothes and i put mine were a skirt that had skulls on it and sum black fishnets wif rips nd sum conberse shoes and a black tank tup wit MCR on it Sounds great, Georgia May :P. I started to puttput mah hare in a messy bun but ponsy stopped me.
"I ned to spray paint it black first!"she said and i gosped. Don't you mean dye it black?
"You are not painting my hare black!'i yeilied
"fin!I wil just put in sum streaks."she said bac
By eght I lookd fantastically emo says the girl who 'despises' emos and went to the gret hal to meet draco with Candi, she loked emo as well she was wearing a leather mini dress and red fishnets and concerse shoes with black liggloss and blac hd did her haire black.
"Thank you Pansy,you are a life saver we would have looked so stypid without you."Candi sasid What's all this 'stypid' business?
"I know!We could spell your name with a i so its pansi instead of Pansy." So I assume you'll turn Pansy into Kate Moss now?
Pansi Smiled at us"It was no probelm bye!'and she ran off
""Rite ready to go?I assed candi In public?! OOOH, that's bad
"Yup!"she said back and we walked sexily into the great hal. What happened to Hogsmeade?