What is the difference between a good and a best friend?

What is the difference between a good and a best friend?

So... What really is the difference between a good and a best friend? I found out some where and I just... really had to post it...

Chapter 1

Difference?

1. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

2. A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

3. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

4. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

5. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

6. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

7. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Pearl - run!"

8. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

9. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

10. A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

11. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

12. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

13. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

14. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

*What? Want more? Fine... *

15. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

16. Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

17. Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

18. Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

19. Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

20. Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

21. Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

22. Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

23. Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

24. Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

25. Friends: Fade...

Best Friends: Are 4 Eva!!!

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