My Comment on Baby by Justin Bieber >:)

THE CREDIT TOTALLY GOES TO SARAH (Crazy4Cookies*

Why was I using caps lock earlier?

Chapter 1

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You know you love me, I know you care
I know I don’t love you, and I don’t think I care…
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
Justin, if I shout whenever I want, my neighbors are gonna think I’m a psychopath
You are my love, you are my heart
Well, that escalated quickly.
And we will never ever ever be apart
Says the guy who kisses a different girl in every video

Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
*LET ME PLAY JUST DANCE! WHY DO YOU SAY I SHOULD QUIT PLAYING? WHO ARE YOU MY MOM?
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Watcha think?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
But being so close to you that I can look into your eyes is gross
My first love broke my heart for the first time
So, you never even talked with your ‘first love’? Biitch, love doesn’t develop that quickly, scientifically.
And I was like...
You know how they say girls say ‘like’ a lot? Well, proof. She’s a girl.

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Uhah?
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Yeah?
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
WHAT?
I thought you'd always be mine
As you can see, world isn’t a wish granting factory.
Baby, baby, baby oooh
What now?
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
What is it?
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
What do you wanna say?
I thought you'd always be mine
You already said that. You’re wasting the poor girl’s time. Think someone comes at you and says “BIEBER, BIEBER, BIEBER, OOH” repeatedly.

Oh, for you I would have done whatever
What if the biitch wants you to chop yourself into pieces?
And I just can't believe we ain't together
That’s unfortunate.
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
HAHAH! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can’t play cool. You’re JUSTIN BIEBER.
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
Is the girl a homeless person or something? We don’t really care about money that much.
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
B-bu-but… seeing you in pieces in fun
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
-.-

I'm going down, down, down, down
DOWNER. DOWNER. DOWNER. GO UNTIL YOU REACH THAT POINT OF EARTH IN WHICH YOU BURN -.-
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
Do you want me to explain again that you can’t really love that much unless the love is double-sided? DO YOU?

And I'm like
Oh, no… Here we go.
Baby, baby, baby oooh
IT WAS HOLOWEEN.
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
AND THIS GUY DRESSED LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER AND CAME TO MY HOUSE.
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
AND THE POLICE IS STILL LOOKING FOR THE MURDERER.
I thought you'd always be mine
IT WAS HOLOWEEN.

Baby, baby, baby oooh
IT WAS A FRIDAY.
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
AND I HEARD YOU ON THE RADIO.
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
AND YOU RUINED MY FRIDAY.
I thought you'd always be mine
SO CALL ME MAYBE.

When I was 13, I had my first love,
So, did you know like, your brain, isn’t mature enough to know of love when you’re 13?
There was nobody that compared to my baby
She is a baby though. You got a point.
and nobody came between us or could ever come above
At least the ‘love’ was double-sided
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
GOING CRAZY? That seems bad. Wanna see a psychologist?
she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
It’s not that romantic… when someone wakes me up from a sleep I just want to yell at them.


She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the street and
So, you say you see the biitch daily, and every time you saw the biitch, your heart skipped a pound. If that was it, you would be DEAD.
at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
Playground? Makes sense, she’s just 13 and already found ‘true love’.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
Confident girlfriend you had. What happened to her? Why are you using past tense talking about her? She’s gone, isn’t she? Wasn’t she your ‘true love?’
and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...
You were 13… And your heart is still breaking?

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Kay.
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Fine.
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
Uhah.
I thought you'd always be mine
Right.

Baby, baby, baby oooh
SHE GETS IT.
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Get lost.
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
SHE’S NOT STUPID, SHE GETS IT.
I thought you'd always be mine
Go.

I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Yay. You listened to me.
Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Go.
Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
JUST GO.
Now I'm all gone (gone, gone, gone...)
Kay.
I'm gone
NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT THIS TIME.

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HE REALLY IS GONE…

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