Alastor's Hetalia Meme~

Chapter 1

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Okay, list 12 Hetalia characters.....

1. Canada
2. Poland
3. Chibitalia
4. Liechtenstein
5. Ukraine
6. Italy
7. Lithuania
8. Finland
9. China
10. Russia
11. Prussia
12. Belgium

1
What would 3 and 9 be like in a relationship?
Chibitalia and China in a relationship?! WTF is wrong with you?!

2
Which would make a better couple: 2 and 12, or 1 and 11?
Poland and Belgium, or Canada and Prussia... well, PruCan exists, so... even though I don't ship I'mma go with Canada and Prussia

3
What would happen if 7 walked in on 6 and 4.... y'know...?
If Lithuania walked in on Italy and Liechtenstein... WTAF O_O

4
What song would describe a relationship between 8 and 10?
A relationship between Finland and Russia... Hm, just use Winter because it's a Russia song, and also winter Christmases (which I don't get to enjoy... Kiwi problems), Christmas=Finland! It's perfect!

5
Is there any evidence of 9 and 5 being in a relationship?
China and Ukraine? None that I've heard of!

6
What about 4 and 1?
Liechtenstein and Canada... I haven't heard of that either...

7
Or 10 and 7?
Russia and Lithuania, oh I've heard of this pairing before. See, you don't even need to be a shipper to see pairings everywhere...

8
Title a 8x5 fanfic.
FinlandxUkraine fanfic... I'M NO GOOD WITH FICS WHY DO YOU ASK THIS D:

9
6 would be most likely to have a relationship with who: 2, 1, or 12?
Hm, Italy in a relationship with either Poland, Canada, or Belgium... idk, but I reckon Italy and Belgium would be a cute pairing ^-^

10
4 and 3: Totally crack, or totally canon?
Liechtenstein and Chibitalia... totally crack!

11
Okay, what would happen if...
a) 9 was cheating on 1 with 4, and 1 found out?
b) 2 was discovered to be the opposite gender?
c) 11 was in a relationship with both 8 and 7?

a) China cheating on Canada with Liechtenstein, and Canada finding out... um, China probably forgot about Canada, everyone does, poor Canada
b) Poland discovered to be a girl... well I don't think anyone would be surprised if it was true!
c) Prussia in a relationship with both Finland and Lithuania... BECAUSE PRUSSIA'S TOO AWESOME TO ONLY HAVE ONE RELATIONSHIP!!!

12
Would 10 and 3 be more likely to have a love-hate relationship, or just hate each other?
Prussia and Chibitalia... NONE OF THOSE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW WOULD THAT EVEN HAPPEN

13
If 9 was cosplaying, what would he/she be?
China cosplaying... a panda obviously!

14
What about 11?
Prussia would probably cosplay Gilbird!

15
12, 5, 6, 7, and 8 are playing Spin the Bottle.
12 spins it, and it lands on 8, but 7 secretly likes 8, so 8 teams up with 5 to teach 12 a lesson. 6 intervenes because 6 is dating 12. 5 admits to liking 7, and 12 admits to liking 5. Then 7 runs out of the room, is followed by 5, who is followed by 12. 8 and 6 are left in the room together. Awkward!

This means:
Belgium, Ukraine, Italy, Lithuania, and Finland are playing Spin the Bottle.
Belgium spins it, and it lands on Finland, but Lithuania secretly likes Finland, so Finland teams up with Ukraine to teach Belgium a lesson. Italy intervenes because Italy is dating Belgium. Ukraine admits to liking Lithuania, and Belgium admits to liking Ukraine. Then Lithuania runs out of the room, is followed by Ukraine, who is followed by Belgium. Finland and Italy are left in the room together. Awkward!

WHAT THE FVCK DID I JUST READ

16
8 and 11: totally crack, or totally canon?
Finland and Prussia... crack

17
Which would be a better couple: 4 and 3, or 3 and 6?
Liechtenstein and Chibitalia, or Chibitalia and Italy... Liechtenstein and Chibitalia because if Chibitalia is with Italy he's with himself and that's just weird

18
2 and 10 are locked in a room together by 11. Why did 11 do this? How does 2 react? How does 10 react?
ok so Prussia locked Poland and Russia in a room together. Maybe they're Prussia's OTP so he forced them to be together because his OTP is supposed to be canon because he's awesome? As for how they react, I have no idea...

19
Would 4 and 7 get "distracted" if they were alone together?
Liechtenstein and Lithuania alone together... probably wouldn't even happen because of Switzerland

20
How drunk would 5 have to be to make a move on 9?
Ukraine making a move on China... idk I'd say pretty drunk... or just really upset/desperate

21
...and how drunk would 9 have to be to make a move on 5?
China making a move on Ukraine... quite drunk I'd say

22
What if 8 and 1 became canon?
If Finland and Canada became canon, who knows what would happen

23
12 and 4: Enemies, friends, or "more than friends"?
Belgium and Liechtenstein, I'd say they're friends,

24
What if 3 and 10 became canon?
If Chibitalia and Russia became canon... OHGOD NO

25
Or 10 and 5?
Russia and Ukraine... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE'S HIS SISTER!

26
9 finds out that 7 and 2 are dating, so 9 tells 8. 8 tells 10, then 10 tells 12. 12 secretly likes 7, and confronts 2. However, it turns out that 2 is cheating on 7 with 4. 7 finds out and dumps 2. 2 and 4 get together. Then, 9 suddenly admits to liking 10. 5 comes in and tries to set 12 and 2 up with each other. 12 likes 5, and 2 does not like anyone. What does this mean?

China finds out that Lithuania and Poland are dating, so China tells Finland. Finland tells Russia, then Russia tells Belgium. Belgium secretly likes Lithuania, and confronts Poland. However, it turns out that Poland is cheating on Lithuania with Liechtenstein. Lithuania finds out and dumps Poland. Poland and Liechtenstein get together. Then, China suddenly admits to liking Russia. Ukraine comes in and tries to set Belgium and Poland up with each other. Belgium likes Ukraine, and Poland does not like anyone.

... goes all Belarus on Poland

27
What if 11 and 1 were locked in a room together?
If Prussia and Canada were locked in a room together... OHGOD PLEASE NO DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF THE POSSIBLE PRUCAN I DON'T SHIP

28
How would 8 react if he/she walked in on 6 and 3?
If Finland walked in on Italy and Chibitalia - WAIT THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IT'S JUST ITALY AND HIS YOUNGER SELF WTF

29
Which would be the better couple: 9 and 4, or 2 and 5?
China and Liechtenstein or Poland and Ukraine... Poland and Ukraine I'd say

30
By these questions, 4 would be:
a) scared
b) outraged
c) disturbed
d) all of the above
Liechtenstein... I'd say c) disturbed

31
Who would be the most disgusted/angered by these questions?
Probably Russia... kolkolkol

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