My Eternal Sonata Moments!

Just my reactions to some of the parts... O_O

**Beware of confusing and random parts! Especially if you have never played Eternal Sonata!**

Chapter 1

All right, let's see if I can list at least a few of them...

Be warned that I was a bit crazy when typing this...

Starting in three... two... o--

N: Please, wait for me, Danielle-- I mean, Danime!

Me: N hon, but you aren't part of Eternal Sonata. Please get out now. I'll visit Pokemon in a little while. Right now I'm in the verge of Eternal Sonata-ness.

N: Whatever is suitable for you... I'm going to cry..

Aww don't cry... now in three... two... one...



So, I am just starting to play Eternal Sonata, and it starts out with the dreaded cutscene... I do admit, it's pretty, beautiful... Such an interesting setting... Tenuto Village? Okay...

Possibly five minutes later...

Um, er, okay... So far, a girl fell off a cliff, and then a mom in a flashback told her daughter something like this: "In order to make those waves calm, you must jump into the ocean to make the ones you love happy."

Such bad parents! Telling your daughter to jump into the ocean!? ...This is quite interesting, I must say. Such, um, logic? WHEN WILL I CONTROL THE GAME!?!? UGH, it's been about seven minutes...

OH!! OKAY! I control the game now!! Finally... But good plot!

Wait, the person I'm controlling is the girl that jumped off the cliff... Is this a flashback? Oh well, but I gotta play this and learn the simple basics of fighting! With the girl's weapon... (which is an umbrella).



The first time you battle Fugue...

So I'm in the Agogo Forest (yes, AGOGO) with Frederic and Polka in my team, and I come across someone that sounds TOO MUCH like Lelouch and Izaya... Can it be... NO IT CAN'T BE... YES IT IS!!!!! It's:

JOHNNY YONG BOSCH!!!!!!!

EEEEK!!!

But he defeated me in battle. He was far too strong. I just got pawned by Johnny Yong Bosch/Izaya... Darn it... I will get my revenge on you Izaya dear!! I promise you!

Fugue/Johnny said, "Ugh, I got dirt on my clothes," when he beat me. What a (insert word here)... Whatever, his character is supposed to be arrogant and elegant and all that stuff...

Do I like Fugue all of a sudden!?



At Agogo Village...

Agogo... Agogo... Agogo... Isn't that a bit too childish for a rated T game? Oh well, I'll just get along with it.

Okay, now these two guys named Allegretto and Beat come to meet Polka... wait, I mean go to Forte Castle to see Count Waltz. They wanted them to lower the taxes. But what the heck? Just asking Count Waltz won't work!!!!!!! It's like, "PLEASE LOWER THE TAXES!!!! Okay, bye."

But I'm pretty sure that won't happen.

OOH, boss fight!!



At Fort Fermata...

So this girl named Viola joins the team, and I'm lost in this place called Fort Fermata.

An hour later...

OHHH, I can jump!?!?!?!? THE HECK I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Punches self



At Hanon Hills...

...Angel... Goats...? .... Long silence


Many events later...

Did everyone just... separate because of a fat guy named.... Tuba....?



At the Baroque Ship with Frederic, Salsa, Beat, and Polka.... and Crescendo.

ACK!!!! A PIRATE SHIP CRASHED INTO THE ROYAL BAROQUE SHIP!!!!

... Crescendo said.... "D^mn it!" ?????? My mom is going to kill me. Not my dad!



Okay, I'm going to skip a whole bunch of stuff, so if you never played Eternal Sonata before, don't be confused! Or, at least expect to be confused.

Ah, Fugue/Johnny Yong Bosch... We meet again... Wait, you're kicking an Agogo!? What... Agogos are just balls of light...

So, Salsa called Fugue a "Three-eyed freak" because of his glasses... you know, let me try to spell it... monocles?

After beating Fugue...

Oh my gosh, you just missed a whole bunch funny stuff!

JOHNNY YONG BOSCH IS PWNED THIS TIME!!! Hahaha....

But he got... eaten!?!? By the Agogo that is not even bigger than his foot!?

I miss Fugue now. sobs


Many, many, MANY more events later...

All right! Imma beat Count Waltz now! I wanna hear his crazy laughter! So Count Waltz slapped Polka unconsious (again, no spell checker), so I can't use her for a healer...

Wait a second!! He said something different than what I heard!! Man....

When battling Count Waltz and Calamity Wilhm...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO CRAZY LAUGHTER!!!!!??????!!!!! What!?

Pauses game and quickly goes on iPod for Google WHAT!? ONLY ON THE XBOX 360!? Grr..... I'm so angry....

I.... WILL.... KICK.... COUNT WALTZ'S.... (insert other name for donkey here)!!!!!!

Loses to Count Waltz...

What, no! He doesn't say, "Thank you for bring that girl over HERE for me... hahahaha.... HAHAHAHAA!!!" (Which would be kind of, um, awkward... Especially since Count Waltz is 16)

He says something else.... Cries from disbelief That laugh made me like Count Waltz...

Some events after finally defeating Count Waltz... and the second time too....

Okay, I think the Final Boss is comin' up, so I put Frederic here, March here... and Polka here...

The finale...

Ohhh snap! No! Frederic, what are you doing!? Why are you going to fight us!? I THOUGHT I TRUSTED YOU!!!!!!

.... He thought that everyone is destroying his dream/reality.... I see...

After dying...

No, no, no, no.... I... lost....?! Well.... the dream.... is destroyed forever.... What an unsuccessful journey in his dream.... cries

Well that's game over. Now I have to start all over. Darn it....

I didn't actually beat the game. But that would be my reactions. I'm lost in To Coda Ruins, so... I'm on Chapter 6. There are 7 chapters. BUT I WOULD LOSE TO FREDERIC ANYWAYS!

I'm sorry, I was unusually crazy today.... so... please bear with it.

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