Why Clato Is Better Than Glato XD

I've been meaning to do this! :D Finally time to say what I want!

Warning: Glato fans will feel VERY offended, and you should be!! I'm gonna be kinda mean on this and skip to conclusions at times. Mwahaha!! >:D
Oh, and I'm gonna say some pretty insulting stuff. For once, I want to start an argument. XD Yep, I'm a hard-core Clato shipper. XD

Chapter 1

The Reasons (More Chapters To Come >:) )

TAKE THAT PICTURE GLATO FANS!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. The reasons:

1. GLATO DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE IMAGINING THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET REAL!!! IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD IN AND IN YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!

2. GLIMMER AND CATO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON, GLIMMER IS UNBELIEVABELY BITCHY, SLUTTY, STUPID, AND DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CATO IS GREAT, AWESOME, DESERVES TO WIN (WITH CLOVE OF COURSE!!) AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLIMMER CAN'T EVEN USE A BOW AND ARROW CORRECTLY, AND PROBABLY WILL SCREAM FOR HELP WHEN AN ANT CRAWLS ACROSS HER SHOE!!!!!!! WHILE CATO, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS SKILLED WITH MANY WEAPONS, LIKE SWORDS, MACHETES, SPEARS AND STUFF!!!!! WHAT DOES GLIMMER HAVE?! A STUPID BROKEN MIRROR!!!!

3. THE BOOK IS THE ORIGINAL AND IT HAS CLATO IN IT!!!!!! DID IT HAVE GLATO? NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOVIE WASN'T THE ORIGINAL, THE BOOK IS!! GLATO FANS ARE FANS WHO'VE SEEN THE MOVIE FIRST AND LATER READ THE BOOKS!!! THAT'S COMPLETELY STUPID!!!!!

4. GLATO SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN AGAIN, IT DIDN'T EXIST, THOUGH, DID IT? xd

5. IF YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED, I'VE BEEN TYPING IN CAPS LOCK. THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT THE MESSAGE TO GET INTO YOUR PUNY LITTLE HEADS!!!!!!!

More reason to come later, it will always start like this. XD Now, here are the answers to any "Glato" related stuff in the damn movie.

Q- GLIMMER SLEPT ON CATO'S ARM!!! EXPLAIN THAT!!!
A- DO YOU EVEN THINK CATO WOULD LET THAT PIECE OF SHIT NEAR HIM?!?!??! SHE DID IT WHEN HE WAS ALREADY ASLEEP!!!!!

Q- How come Cato tried to pull Glimmer out of the tracker jacker nest then? Huh?!
A- GLIMMER WAS ON HIS ARM WHEN THEY WERE SLEEPING!!!!! SHE WAS IN THE FREAKING WAY OF ESCAPE, WHICH MAKES CATO HAVE EVEN MORE STINGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! THAT'S WHY CATO WAS FREAKING PULLING ON HER!!! TO GET HER AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!! IF HE REALLY "LOVED" HER OR WHATEVER, HE WOULD'VE STAYED AND HELPED HER, EVEN IF IT MEANT HIM DYING FOR THE ONE HE LOVES. WHICH, HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!

Q- How come in the movie, they didn't have any "Clato", then, huh?
A- BECAUSE YOU IDIOT: IT WAS A STUPID ACT TO GET SPONSERS!!!! CATO NEEDED HELP TO GET CLOVE MORE SPONSERS SO SHE COULD WIN BECAUSE KATPISS AND LOVER BOY STOLE ALL OF THEM, SO HE CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO GET THEM BACK. GLIMMER SHOULD'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG THAT A GUY LIKE CATO WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER GO WITH A SLUT LIKE HER!!!!!!!

Q- How can you even prove that there was Clato in the /book?!
A- Duh, are you blind?! Cato actually came to Clove's death when she called for him, when Glimmer called for help when she got stung. Did Cato come? NO!!!!!!! Cato came to Clove's side, "begging her to stay with him"!!! Did he do that to Glimmer?! HELL NO!!!!!! And later, Cato killed Thresh. Why? HE FREAKING KILLED CLOVE!!!!!!!!!!! And don't you go around saying that he did it to get his backpack!!!!! He would've been FINE without it!! It basically killed him in the end!!!!! Or made it more painful, should I say.

Well, that's it for now. There will be PLENTY more chapters coming!!!! >:D
I'm a hard-core Clato fan, and I'm proud of it!! I might have taken it too far, but I said what I had to. It was the truth anyway. GLATO DOESN'T EXIST!!!! As said so above. XD Comment and rate please! Remember Glato fans, I don't care what you say! Clato is the superior one. Nobody cares about Glimmer.

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