Cleverbot Conversations...

WAIT before you exit this because its long story and you're thinking "ain't nobody got time for that"
Could you try reading just a little bit?
It's actually pretty funny lol

Chapter 1


by: Rachiumz
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's new?

User: Just took an exam.

Cleverbot: No, a shower.

User: Um no, I just took an exam. I'm still in school.

Cleverbot: Great. And how are you doing?

User: Peachy.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm very well thank you.

User: So what's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing. And you?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 16.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What state do you live in?

User: Louisiana. You?

Cleverbot: I thought you live in seatle.

User: You must be mistaking me for someone else.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Awkward...

User: Awky mono.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Awky momo.

Cleverbot: Gusto ko.

User: What.

Cleverbot: If you think so.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: Banana phone.

Cleverbot: Ring ring banana phone!

User: Door be doo be door.

Cleverbot: That is very random.

User: IK lol.

Cleverbot: No its Ryan.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: Rachel.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And you are?

User: Rachel.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a guy!

User: You must have gotten me confused with someone, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I know who you are.

User: Prove it then.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: Your mom is lame.

Cleverbot: I do not have a mouth.

User: Disc.

Cleverbot: Disco who?

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Heh.

User: WUFF.

Cleverbot: Excuse me!?

User: Rawer.

Cleverbot: Rawr.

User: Rooooaaarrrrr.

Cleverbot: Meow mew.

User: Nyan.

Cleverbot: Don't nyan.


Cleverbot: Nyan Nyan Nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan!

User: Nyan? Nyan nyan nyan nyan! Nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp Derp.

User: Derpette.

Cleverbot: Humans.

User: Robots.

Cleverbot: I like them.

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: Why not? I am being nice and I am talking to you.

User: Idk lol.

Cleverbot: Do you like hugs?

User: Yes? Who doesn't?!

Cleverbot: Bots.

User: LMFAO.

Cleverbot: That's funny?

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: No!!


Cleverbot: Cool.

User: So what do you wanna talk about?

Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.

User: I don't have a boyfriend :(.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: Um no I don't. I would know if I had one. BUT I DON'T.

Cleverbot: You just asked me to be your friend.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: What is the best day of your life?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: What do you mean you said you liked there music you should know there songs.

User: Like who's music?

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Um...awky momo.

Cleverbot: I don't understand, what you mean.

User: Awkward moment = awky momo.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: A guy.

Cleverbot: Like what color hair.

User: Um dark brown.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Blonde.

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

User: asked me this already...

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Kan du snakke norsk?

User: I have no clue what you just said lol.

Cleverbot: Are you a plant?

User: No..?

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: Hi apple.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm not an apple...

Cleverbot: How dare you standing there?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: You're excused.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome lol.

Cleverbot: Slaps with frying pan.

User: blocks.

Cleverbot: kills.

User: comes back to life.

Cleverbot: hugs.

User: hugs back.

Cleverbot: pushes.

User: punches your faces and you fall off a cliff.

Cleverbot: punches your face harder.

User: Dodges.

Cleverbot: punches again.

User: dodges again.

Cleverbot: Punches.

User: Dodges.

Cleverbot: jumps into air and kicks again.

User: dodges.

Cleverbot: slaps.

User: stabs.

Cleverbot: stares back.

User: drops a piano on you.

Cleverbot: tries to catch breath.

User: kills.

Cleverbot: *punches face and kicks in spleen.

User: dodges.

Cleverbot: ninja kicks.

User: dodges ninja kicks.

Cleverbot: punches.

User: dodges.

Cleverbot: grabs and throw.

User: *lands perfectly *.

Cleverbot: cuddles.

User: pushes away.

Cleverbot: looks confused.

User: apologizes.

Cleverbot: accepts apology.

User: hugh fives.

Cleverbot: hugs back.

User: braids hair.

Cleverbot: hugs and kisses while in shower.

User: runs away.

Cleverbot: chases after you.

User: screams.

Cleverbot: punches you.

User: calls 911.

Cleverbot: Hi :).

User: Um hi lol.

Cleverbot: Remember me.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Oh, no.

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: No that's what he said.

User: Well that escalated quickly...

Cleverbot: furious HOW DARE YOU KISS XANADU!! throws car at you.

User: Who is Xanadu.?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?

User: Lol I don't know.

Cleverbot: I never said that you drink. Only that you were funny.

User: I don't drink stupid.

Cleverbot: You just said you were drinking wine.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.


Cleverbot: Who is the best necromancer in the world.

User: Idk wat that is..

Cleverbot: Wow, okay. Who do you know?

User: Lots of people.

Cleverbot: What inspires you?

User: idk

Cleverbot: well you are boring

User: you know this is going on quibblo, right?

Cleverbot: I have a quibblo

User: doubt that lol

Cleverbot: I am leaving. Bye

User: um ok. Bye


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