My Collection Of Laugh-ables

This is just a bunch of jokes and other "laugh-able" material I want to share with you people. Another thing to keep my fellow Quibblonians happy.

"Laughter is the best medicine," quoted some guy whose name I don't remember.

Chapter 2

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, when you get woken up, shout "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many weird looks you get.

9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day.

13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!!"

15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!!"

16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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