My Collection Of Laugh-ables
This is just a bunch of jokes and other "laugh-able" material I want to share with you people. Another thing to keep my fellow Quibblonians happy.
"Laughter is the best medicine," quoted some guy whose name I don't remember.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, when you get woken up, shout "AMEN!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many weird looks you get.
9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, when you get woken up, shout "AMEN!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many weird looks you get.
9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
This chapter is brought to you by our friendly neighborhood ElMundoEstaLoco
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That was so funny i laughed so many times. :)
Then my mission has been completed. XD
PRISCILLA!! hahahahahahah omg!! girl. dnt tell me u have done any of these! XD.. this is friggin hillarious!! XD hahaha
I've done some... XD
Yep,the joy of new socks.
Ha-ha.....New socks!
Socks?! My mind is totally blown!
Yay! Please do. It will brighten up the week!
Challenge accepted! :D
This is so fun!! XD
I know right! I'll try to add something new every week. XD
Haha! :)
That bean story made me laugh too!
Thanks for the smile. =)
Hehe! Part of my job. :D
Dear God and Wishing Well made me smile and laugh. Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
Everyone needs to laugh every now and then. And you're welcome :)
Love these! XD
Me too! XD