Khorra's Ultra-Awkward Hetalia OC Meme~!!

Okay-- so, here's the deal. You're gonna be completing a meme as an OC that you create~
Step One: Answer OC questions (as in, listing country name, human/true name, personality, looks)
Step Two: List 12 real Hetalia characters.
Step Three: Begin RP. Answer meme questions. Put your comments (Admin comments) in italics.

Chapter 1

Uhhh-- it's a meme~

by: Alastor_
Name: Haiti
Human Name: Jaqueline Bonnefoy (made that up on the spot)
Personality: Bold, feisty, and often irritable; can't stand France; clearly has a rebellious spirit and an "I-do-what-I-want-when-I-want" attitude. Much more dangerous than she looks; small, but a skilled, resourceful fighter. Can actually be friendly once she trusts someone-- but has a lot of trouble trusting others, due to her chaotic past.
Appearance: Petite; small for her age, but obviously quite powerful when she wants to be. Deep brown skin, honey-colored eyes, and a scar on her lower left arm that seems to make her very angry when she looks at it. Has her long, dark hair in hundreds of tiny braids; wears a simple black tank top, cargo shorts, and either black combat boots or sandals. Carries a rusted iron sickle.


1. Denmark
2. Germany
3. Italy
4. France
5. Russia
6. Sweden
7. Prussia
8. Austria
9. England
10. America
11. Ukraine
12. Hungary

1) 8 and 4 are fighting over you-- what do you do?

Yech, France. I'd side with Austria any day. =_=

2) 5 confesses his/her deeply hidden love for you. Your reaction?
What the hell, Russia!? A-are you crazy!? O.O"
in mind: That's sort of cute.... but WTF!?!

3) 7 walks in on you while you're showering. What happens then?
Prussia!? Gyah! I scream my head off, then beat his ass, of course!!

4) 4 sets you up on a blind date with 2. What do you do?
Okay, first of all, why did I ever let France set me up on a date!? gags
Second-- Alastor is going to kill me!!

5) You overhear 6, 3, and 1 talking about you. Apparently, 1 has a major crush on you, but is too shy to tell you. What does 6 do? What does 3 do? What's your reaction?
Denmark has a crush on me!? Oooh, cheating on Braalda, are we!? Hmmm... Italy thinks it's cute, Sweden couldn't care less.

6) Can 10 invade your vital regions?
Gyah!! America!? Hell naw!!

7) Can 8?
Austria!? Again, HELL NAW!!

8) You're having a casual conversation with 5, and suddenly he/she admits to liking 4-- a lot. What happens then?
Russia.... likes... France.... OMFG, SOMEBODY HELP ME!! I CAN'T-- STOP-- LAUGHING!!

9) 2 and 9 are arguing over who called "dibs" on 7 first. What do you do?
Well, if Germany and England are arguing, that's normal. If they're arguing over dibs on Prussia, however, they're drunk. I.. I just walk away... and pretend I never heard that.

10) 11 shoves you into a closet with 1. What's your reaction?
Ukraine!! What the-- why would you do that!?
Wow.... o.0
Well, I guess Denmark and I would just chat...... but apparently, he has a
crush on me!! Dafuq!?!

11) To get revenge, you shove 11 into a closet with 4. What happens next?
Hah! That'll teach Ukraine to mess with me!! --wait... in a closet with France?! Holy fff-- I rescue Ukraine, of course, then kick France's as**s!!

12) 8 wakes you up in the middle of the night. What does he/she want?
Austria...? What the...? Go away!! I don't even care what he wants!!

13) 12 asks you for love advice concerning 6. Your reaction:
Hungary asks me for advice about Sweden??? Uhhh... Hungary? Just how many beers have you had today??

14) The very next day, 4 asks you for love advice concerning 12. Your reaction:
What-- the-- freaking-- hell--
Okay. Three things wrong with this picture. One, France is asking me for advice. PLEASE. Two, he apparently likes Hungary. No... just... no. Three... awks for Hungary...

15) 9 and 3 come up to you and, as a joke, ask how things are going between you and 5. What happens then?
England and Italy think I have a thing for Russia!? Is THAT how it is!?! takes off shades Mother of god.

16) You spot 12 and 7 kissing. What do you do?
Hungary and Prussia!?! Awwwww!!! I snap some photos, of course!! X3
...then... I run like hell. o.o"

17) You, 2, 8, 4, 11, and 3 are playing Spin the Bottle. 11 spins it, and it lands on 3. But then, 3 confesses to liking 8. 8 gets embarrassed and runs out of the room, and is followed by his/her friend, 4. Feeling awkward, and wanting to just get on with it, you spin the bottle. It lands on 2. You start freaking out, and 11 stands up for you-- then 2 confesses to liking 11. 4 comes back in and tries to set you and 8 up with each other. Needless to say, chaos ensues. This means:

Germany, Austria, France (whyyy!?), Italy, Ukraine, and I are playing Spin the Bottle. Ukraine spins it, and it lands on Italy. But then, Italy confesses to liking Austria. (I'm not even gonna ask...) Austria gets embarrassed and runs out of them room, and is followed by his friend, France. Feeling awkward, and just wanting to get in with it, I spin the bottle. It lands on Germany. (Gyah!! Alastor!! Please-- d-don't hurt me!!) I start freaking out, and Ukraine stands up for me-- then Germany confesses to liking Ukraine. (Uhhh....... what...?) France comes back in (Noooo! I thought he'd left!!) and tries to set Austria and I up with each other. (O.o Not cool, France... not cool.) Needless to say, chaos ensues.

18) You lock 12 in a closet with 9. Why would you do that? How do 12 and 9 react?
I lock Hungary in a closet with England. Hmmm... I'd probably do that just to annoy them. England, of course, is pissed. Hungary is even more pissed-- time to run like hell!!

19) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Admin: Please don't kill me for making such a lame question...
Sweden's not afraid of Prussia...... at least, not that I know of....

20) What would be worse: being locked in a closet with 4, or being stalked by 1 and 11?

21) What would be worse: being locked in a closet with 8, or being stalked by 2 and 5?
Locked in a closet with Austria... or stalked by Germany and Russia.... definitely being stalked. Gyah...

22) 6 suddenly announces that he/she is going to marry 3 tomorrow. What is your reaction?,
Sweden... is marrying Italy... no comment.........

23) You discover that 7 and 8 are dating. What do you do?
Hmm.... what would I do...?

24) On a scale of 1-10, how much does this meme creep you out?

25) 10, 2, 4, and 8 are cosplaying. What do they dress up as?
America: Captain America...
Germany: Uhh.... how should I know this?
France: QUESTION MAKER, GET AWAY FROM ME. (I do not want to know...)
Austria: Beethoven~

26) 9 and 1 invite you to a pool party. You hear that 2 will be there. What's your reaction?
England and Denmark invite me to a pool party-- sure, I'll come!
As for Germany being there, whatever. He's cool, I guess, when he's not being scary.

27) You agree to watch a scary movie with 10, 9, and 4. A few minutes into the movie, it's so scary that you just can't stand it! 4 laughs at you, 9 hides, and 10 tries to comfort you. What do you do?
I agree to watch a scary movie with America, England, and France (WHY FRANCE!?) Well, if that jerk laughs at me, I'll kick his ass!! Then I'd be surprised that America is the one comforting me, not the one hiding....

28) 6 and 2 try to set you up with 12. Your reaction?
Sweden!! Germany!! I'm straight, you hear me?! Straight!!

29) You are dared to spend the night at 3's house with nothing but a flashlight for protection. Do you accept the dare? If so, what happens?
It's just Italy, so yeah, I'll accept it.
HE MAKES PASTA~ I wouldn't mind spending another night if there's pasta involved....

30) Who do you think would make a better couple: You and 5, 4 and 11, or 3 and 2?
Me.... and Russia... (QUESTION MAKER! Y U SHIP ME WITH RUSSIA!?)... Ukraine and France (O.O") or Italy and Germany?
Hah! Italy and Germany, biotches!! ......Alastor, don't kill me!!! OnO

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