READ THIS OR I'LL SEND MY LLAMA AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 1

YOU BETTER BE READING THIS!!!!!!!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen
Beggars & tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitoes
And bow-legged ants
I stand before you
And sit behind you
To tell you a story
I know nothing about
Pull up a chair
And sit on the floor
Admission is free
So pay at the door
One bright day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys
Got up to fight
Back-to-back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too

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