Chapter 1

O.O hai

by: UnLoved
1. Do you sleep in your boxers? Yup and nothing else
2. Does your mom know you like girls yet? * yes....*
3. Do you enjoy drama? only in a theatre
4. Are you a sports lover? not really, but i like roller derby
5. Backpack or Duffel Bag? Messenger bag actually
6. Are you short? I dont think so? I'm 5' 8"
7. Do you like somebody? kind of, but i'm too shy to tell her
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? No unless they are really really stinky
9. Do you like Halloween? Duh! PRANKS AWAY!!!!
10. Are you double jointed? in my toes yeah
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept? in a girls front yard
12. Has anyone grabbed your junk in the past 24 hours? nope
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? that I worship Satan
14. Do you call anyone by their last name? * Yeah! Marshall*
15. How many girls will read this just because it says "GUYCONFESSIONS"? Uhm whoever wants to I suppose, I havent seen the guy version out yet hence i'm recreating the girl version

16. What color boxers you wearing? grey
17. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?I think they're all beautiful, as long as it's not poorly dyed + fried i'm cool
18. Are you currently frustrated with a girl? nope
19. Do you have a best friend? duh
20. Have you ever had your heart broken? lots of tmes
21. Have you ever thought about plastic surgery? no, leave that to the p0rn stars
22. Do you like your life? it could always be worse
23. Have you ever jumped in a pool with your clothes on? yup
24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? guys but i love having girls as friends.
25. How long have you had a Facebook? facebook sucks
26. Have you ever slapped a girl? NEVER
27. What are your multiple fears? getting a divorce when im older
28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? *Sadly yes. *
29. Have you ever not been able to get someone off your mind? *Yeah *
30. Do you believe in the saying " Once a cheater, always a cheater"? *Yes *
31. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? sure
32. Do you ever wish you were famous? only when i play guitar
33. Are you currently missing someone? yup....
34. Who are you texting right now? *No one *

35. Cowgirl or gangsta? cowgirl
36. Face or body? what kind of question is this?!
37. Sweet or sexy? *Sweet *
38. Contacts or glasses? Either one idc but glasses are cute

39. have you worn makeup? only eyeliner
40. Red or black? black
41. boots or sneakers? chuck taylors and vans!
42. Shorts or pants? jeans
43. Socks or flip flops? *Socks *
44. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies mostly
45. Long or short hair? long
46. Straight or curly? *Straight. *
47. Black or white?* Black *
48. Smoothies or cappuccino? I love coffee
49. Diet or regular soda?* Regular!*
50. Water or Daiquiri? Daquiri
51. Pearls or diamonds? for jewekery? Steel or Hemp
52. pairs or ncole? Umm... i guess nicle is cute
53. iPod or cellphones? i dont have an ipod so....
54. Friends or Family? *Friends heh heh *
55. Lip gloss or lip stick?neither on girls
56. Manicures or pedicures? guys shouldnt get those
57. Tank tops or beaters? Beaters
58. Big sunglasses or small? regular aviators
59. Sunglasses or backpack?Sunglasses

IN A GAL.....
60. Funny or serious? funny but can be serious
61. Romantic or dare-devil? *Dare devil to match me! *
62. Dark eyes or light eyes? dark.
63. Long hair or short hair? long but im not picky
64. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight OR curly
65. Hockey player or football player? roller derby girl


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