Blonde Moments From the Life of a Brunette

I can just be a total idiot. So I decided to share. :) hehe, here we go!

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEREOTYPES!!!!!! One of my very good friends is the smartest girl in my class, and she's a blonde, so I'm not trying to be mean.

Chapter 1

The First Idiotic Move

Okay, so one time I went to my friend's house, and she lives near these woods. We decided to go 'adventure' in there, like we do all the time, even thought we were wearing flip-flops. Now, there's this mini-valley thing where there is a really steep hill on both sides of a creek. The hills are very slippery, especially when covered in dry leaves and dry, loose dirt.

So, my friend and I make it down one side of the hill, across the creek, and up the other side and go exploring. We were on our way back, and at this point I was bleeding because of all the branches and twigs and such that scratched my legs.

My friend goes down the hill first and yells at me to hurry up. So I started to walk down, but I lost my footing (As a result of the flip-flops. leaves, and dirt) and I began sliding down the hill rapidly.

My friend yells "GRAB A TREE!" at me, so I listened and clawed at the nearest one. But what I didn't know was that the tree was dead, and no longer rooted in the ground. So, I (accidentally) pull the entire tree OUT of the ground and continue sliding down the hill, this time dragging an entire TREE behind me.

I finally slid to a stop about 2 inches before the creek, and had I slid anymore, I would've gotten soaked. When I looked up, I saw my friend staring down at me and practically convulsing, she was laughing so hard. It was okay though, I started laughing really hard to.

The moral of the story is: Don't go into the woods with flip-flops on! You'll end up a dirty, bleeding mess!

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