Lol! :D

Lol! :D

Heya everyone!!!!
This is a book of funny stuff that I've found!
So, have fun, laugh, enjoy!
Ps this book is recommended by Boris (my unicorn :3)
Pss Boris said to warn you that some stuff may be rude, or may offend some people.

So, as I once said, ENJOY!!!!

Chapter 1

Hmm title... Nah.

My friend told me that I'm delusional. I laughed so hard, I nearly fell off my unicorn!

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I had a dream about you last night...

Aww, really?

Yeah, you died...

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Some people really need a high five... In the face... With a chair.

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My friend said that words can never hurt you. So I threw a dictionary at his face.

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You never know what you have... Until you clean your room.

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He broke her heart, she broke his x-box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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I need a six month vacation.
Twice a year.

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They say not to drink and drive.
When I'm riding my trike and drinking my apple juice, I feel dangerous ;)

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3am phone call:

Hey, you awake?

Nooo! I'm skydiving

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The other day my boyfriend broke up with me 'cos I have a lot of 'growing up' to do.
He just mad that I wouldn't let him in my pillow fort.

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Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

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Some people are like slinkies; absolutely useless, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

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Person 1: Dude, did you just fall?

Person 2: No, I attacked the floor.

Person 1: Backwards?

Person 2: I'm just that freakin' talented!

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