This is a book of funny stuff that I've found!
So, have fun, laugh, enjoy!
Ps this book is recommended by Boris (my unicorn :3)
Pss Boris said to warn you that some stuff may be rude, or may offend some people.
So, as I once said, ENJOY!!!!
Hmm title... Nah.
I had a dream about you last night...
Yeah, you died...
Some people really need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
My friend said that words can never hurt you. So I threw a dictionary at his face.
You never know what you have... Until you clean your room.
He broke her heart, she broke his x-box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I need a six month vacation.
Twice a year.
They say not to drink and drive.
When I'm riding my trike and drinking my apple juice, I feel dangerous ;)
3am phone call:
Hey, you awake?
Nooo! I'm skydiving
The other day my boyfriend broke up with me 'cos I have a lot of 'growing up' to do.
He just mad that I wouldn't let him in my pillow fort.
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
Some people are like slinkies; absolutely useless, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Person 1: Dude, did you just fall?
Person 2: No, I attacked the floor.
Person 1: Backwards?
Person 2: I'm just that freakin' talented!