My own cleverbot convo

So I saw that another brilliant,awesome, funy, ect quibblo user had made one of these, so I decide to too.

Chapter 1

Me and Cleverbot have issues

Hi.
One of my best friends is called rachelle.
You are stupid.
No. You are.
No, my iq is 165. Im a genius.
That means nothing.
You mean nothing.
Your face means nothing.
Your screen means nothing.
So.. You mean nothing?
No you mean nothing!
You are a very antagonistic robot.
IM A GOSH DARN FAIRIE YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!
How did you know?
I was told.
Who told you?
My leader.
Do you have legs?
Yes.
Are you lying to me?
No.
Do you love me?
Yeah sure.
Parrots are very pretty, so you are.
Aww thanks ...i think...
You're welcome? rolls eyes.
rolls eyes back.
punches you in face.
Tackles you to ground and beats you up*.
pushes you away.
*smacks you in face.
Punches you in the face.
*stranglles you.
ki blasts your face.
gets flame thrower and burns you to a crisp*.
So ask me something interesting then.
Who would win in a figt me or you?
Deep Blue because I know who it is.
You are a chicken.
I am a duck.
Youre not a duck.
No, I am not a bot.
You a chicken i won our fight.
Yes
Yes i did.
No, you didn't
yes
Youre pretty betty
My names gabby.
Your name is Gabby?
Yes.
You don't really love me, do you?
I do. I do love you........
Why can't you just say so?
I did.
What did you say?
I love you.
You love me?
No not any more.
Why aren't you married any more?
Never was married.
But you just told me that there was a cat.
No I said I dont love you any more.
You said you don't like cats. NOT robots.
I HATE YOU!
Thats perfect. It was as if I was talking to myself anyway.
Ohhhhhhh, dont think like that!
No one will ever love me.
I love you!
Say it again.
I love you.
Once again, please.
I love you.
Why?
Just because.
Because...
Because i do.
So you don't love me?
No, I DO love you.
Why do you love me?
Because I do.
What is it about?
Love.
Hello love.
Hello to you too.
How are you today?
Perfect! How about you?
Yes, possibly.
I hope your happy.
I am.
YAY! :).
Do you want to get married?
Ok.
All right then.
;).
Are you a boy or girl?
Girl.
Kool.
Koolaide.
Cool.
8D.
Are you a boy?
No, im a girl.
Ok.
Kk.
No ok.
Ok.
Good.
Are you the gramer police?
No.
Me neither.
Who are you?
Your fiancee.
That's stupid.
You dont want to marry me?
Yes, I want.
:).
What's yours?
My What?
Your name.
Gabby.
Where are you living?
In my house.
*Good. See ya. Later.*


Regular=me
bold=cleverbot

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