funny pjo and hoo quotes

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Chapter 1

tlt quotes

- And when i thought he was going to give me a long philosiphical comment to make me feel better he said, ''Can I have your apple?''
- ''How did you die?'' ''We er, drowned in a bathtub.'' ''All 3 of you?'' '' It was a big bathtub.''
- She'd also called me brave, unless she was talking to the catfish.
- ''Braccas meas vescemini!'' I don't know where the latin came from. I think it meant ''Eat my pants!''
- The ADHD part of my brain wondered off task if the rest of his clothes were made like that. What bad things could you do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?
- Alll I could think of was that the teachers must have found my illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorm. Or maybe they'd realized I'd gotten my essay on Tom Sawyer from the internet, and they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.
- She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands and I thought she was going to say something like ''You killed a minotaur?'' or ''Wow! you're so awesome!'' or something like that. Instead, she said ''You drool in your sleep.''
- I gave her my deluxe I'll-kill-you-later stare.
- I said hello to the poodle.
- He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, You're my best friend and I don't want you to die!

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