A Rambling about Random Stuff

Chapter 1

RAWR~!

So today I went to a park and did you know what I saw? Of course, you don't since you don't have my eyes. Well then stop gawking and start listening with your hearing dishes! Yes, yes, you all want to know what I saw at the park. Now listen in my children, I saw a dinosaur! Low Voice And not just any regular dinosaur that goes "RAWR RAWR" whereever it goes. NOOOOOO. It was a dinosaur that had a parachute attaches to it's tail and it was PINK! Yes my dear potatoes, it was pink! It was hanging off and oak tree's branch/hand! Poor thing. I mean the oak tree that is.

Every single day something gets caught in one one 'o those oak tree hands and guess what?! NOBODY gets a stick and cleans the stuff off it's hands! I mean, CMON PEOPLE, what kind of poor, inconsiderate, fools that are foolish fools would not just stand on someone's head and clean the hand of the poor oak tree?! How would you like it if I put some random THING on your hand and have you hold it up for like decades!? It wouldn't feel good, would it?!

ANNNNNYWAYS! Back to the pink dino. SO, the pink dino wearing a parachute was hanging off a tree branch/hand. Tra la la la la la. Good for you dino! Now, any NORMAL person's conclusion would go like this:

A random kid took a poor regular green toy dinosaur, painted it pink, tied a parachute on it's tail, and threw it up in the air, at the park, getting it caught on the tree branch, and then the kid when crying to his mommy saying "WAH WAH, THE DINO IS STUCK!" And the mommy would just say "Oh, that's too high to reach, let's go buy you a new one. Ok?" And the kid would magically stop crying and smile a bigish smile and say with his/her loudest voice and say "OK!" with a huge grin.

You guys can probably relate with the Sinister-Operation-Break-Or-Lose-The-Toy-So-Mommy-Or-Daddy-Can-Buy-A-New-Toy. I mean, all of us have done something similar to that when we were infants, right?

Typical NORMAL PERSON's view on this stuff, buuuuuuut MY VIEW on this situation is listed down here:

So an ACTUAL pink dinosaur went back in time to appear in an empty cargo plane. Then, the pink dino stole a parachute from the plan, ninja style. And then the dino jumped out of the plane, opened the parachute in mid air and started gently floating down to his target area: THE PARK. BUT THEN, a magical wizard who was spending his summer V-Cay, sky-diving, appeared right next to the dino. Now, the wizard had some anger management issues, so he would get angry at the dino for no reason. SO, the wizard ZAPPED the pink dinosaur into the toy-shaped form and the dinosaur floated down, getting caught on the oak tree branch/hand.

Now that is MY VIEW! So now the dinosaur is safely off the branch/hand of the oak tree and now I placeth hereth on my desk. I'm looking at it too as I write this.

SO NOW MY FAIR CUPCAKES THAT ARE OF UTMOST OF THE BLUEST OF BLUES OF THE BLUEIEST! WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THIS DINOSAUR FIASCO?! PLACE A COMMENT BELOW TELLING YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY AND I MIGHT FEATURE THE BEST/FUNNIEST STORY ON NEXT TIME:
ON A Rambling about Random Stuff. SEE YA THEN!

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