Harry Potter Funny Stuff

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Chapter 4

HOW TO ANNOY PROFESSOR SNAPE

1. Learn a charm that gives its unsuspecting victim a large fluffy rabbit's tail for a week. Put it to good use.

2. Scatter rose petals in front of him wherever he goes.

3. Sneak up behind him and shout, "Your robes are on fire!"

4. Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.

5. Send him shampoo for Christmas.

6. Start talking loudly about Neville Longbottom’s boggart whenever you’re near him.

7. Send him invitations to “Sirius Black's birthday party at the Whomping Willow.”

8. Leave copies of Lockhart's biography all over his classroom.

9. Forge a love note from James Potter to Lily Evans and hide it in his classroom.

10. Knit him a Weasley-esque woolen jumper with a large 'S' on it.

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