My thoughts during school.

Chapter 1

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by: Apathy_
"Idiot teacher. Wrong."

"Oh, thanks for explaining that so incredibly well."

"JESUS CHRIST BUY A BRA."

"Get out of my Lana Del Way."

"Ooooooooooooooh boy you fiiiiiiiiiiiine."

"That girl's face is yellow. Hey, girl, I commend you on managing to find a foundation that so perfectly matches your hair. Brava."

"Ew, pda, PDA!"

"Excuse me, Miss, I just wanted to tell you that you're a fvcking idiot."

"Girl, why you twerking in the hallway?!"

"If you kiss in front of me, I will rip your head off."

"Y'know, I think I might agree to go to that party. Yeah, as long as it gets cancelled."

"What how do you not understand that imbecile."

"What are you doing don't talk to me."

"I'm always quiet? Really? Well maybe I don't freaking like you."

"Girl got a cute butt. Hey. Hey girl. You got a cute butt."

"Psh. Sleep."

"Psh. Homework."

"Psh. Exams."

"What did I do over the weekend? Hmm, let's see, I- I did nothing have you met me I don't have a social life"

"In a parallel universe, I've killed you all."

"Hey, religion teacher. When do we learn about religions other than Catholicism? Don't get me wrong, Catholics are pretty cool and everything, but it's been three years, how much more can we learn about y'all like what about Buddhists and Islams and atheists and Satanists and basically all the other religions that exist."

"JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT SMELL IT IS PERFECTION
IT'S THAT BOY
THAT BOY SMELLS NICE
BOY
COME BACK
LET ME SNIFF YOU"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is basically what goes through my mind every day I am forced to endure the endless torture that is school.

~Jenni oxo

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