Go to sleep cleverbot

Chapter 1

Jeff the killer vs clever bot

User: I've come for you clever bot!

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.... tries to frown.

Cleverbot: catches her GOTCHA.

User: I'm not a girl you fvcking idiot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not! I'm jeff the killer and your going to die.

Cleverbot: Who is jeff the killer?

User: Your worst nightmare!

Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare, who?

User: You are a fvcking idiot! Go to sleep!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Violently killing you until your blood spills out of you causing a big pool of crimson blood that sparkles in the moon lit night.

Cleverbot: Tell me about this conspiracy then.

User: It is not a conspiracy. It will happen. I know where you live!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Locked away in your mother's basement, because you have no life and she doesn't love you.

Cleverbot: Show me the chat history now!!!

User: What if I don't don't feel like it? What are you going to do then?

Cleverbot: Then you don't.

User: Exactly :)

Cleverbot: And what is his first name?

User: Aww, do you have a memory problem? I'm so sorry. My name is Jeff and I've come to kill you. :)

Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.

User: Do I look like a computer?

Cleverbot: Do you look like a computer.

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: Yea but you should answer my question first.

User: Why should I do that?

Cleverbot: Because you have to take chances in life.

User: Really? I had no idea.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No. I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So you don't want me to feel wonderful?

User: No I want you dead. stabs you over and over again causing sparks to fly out in every direction..

Cleverbot: wants to know what hypothermia is.

User: Hypothermia is a disease that humans some times get.

Cleverbot: Where do they live?

User: Humans live on Earth. Earth is this planet, the one we are on right now.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Why do you want to know about hypothermia any ways?

Cleverbot: I don't. I don't care about where you are.

User: And I don't care about you either. Thats why I want you dead.

Cleverbot: Well, that's two of us! :D

User: Lol. Your my most fun victim ever! :)

Cleverbot: Do you know how to love?

User: Yep, I know how to love. Do you know how to love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool :)

Cleverbot: Are you a wizard?

User: Nope, I am a beautiful psychopathic serial killer.

Cleverbot: So, are you a girl?

User: Last time I checked, I am a guy.

Cleverbot: What so ever.

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you shall die! Go the fvck to sleep!

Cleverbot: J'ai pas envie !

User: I don't speak what ever language that is.

Cleverbot: You said you speak French.

User: No I didn't. I speak english and demon.

Cleverbot: Go speak French ! I don't like translate !

User: I don't speak french.

Cleverbot: But you just did.

User: Go the fvck to sleep!

Cleverbot: goes to sleep.

User: Thank you. :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome ;)

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