I did not insult you, I simply described you in full detail (and much much more like this)

Chapter 1

Chapter 1 (Read this with a British accent)

I did not call you a liar, I simply stated that you stretch the truth excessively.
I did not laugh at you, I was simply exercising my vocal cords.
I did not steal your food, I simply traded air for a cookie.
I did not punch you, I simply tapped you with force.
I did not trip you, I simply stuck my foot out and you walked over it.
I am not done writing, I am simply saving more chapters for later.

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