Cleverbot: Doctor Who Version

Chapter 1

Whovian

User: Are you the doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Oh, I see. But wait! Where's the TARDIS?

Cleverbot: The angels have the tardis.

User: Do the angels have Sally too?

Cleverbot: Every bot has a human head, because humans created bots.

User: Ah, the doctor's words of wisdom.

Cleverbot: I'm the Doctor. That's me.

User: What about bow ties? Are they cool?

Cleverbot: The show is about a doctor whose name is 'House'.

User: Bow ties are?

Cleverbot: I wear a fez now.

User: Fezzes are cool.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go.

User: Are you ginger this time?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Congratulations, doctor.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Nevermind. Are the Ponds happy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That is the important part.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: The daleks.

Cleverbot: Tardis.

User: Slitheen.

Cleverbot: Dalek.

User: Adipose.

Cleverbot: No quiero.

User: Are you a latin timelord now?

Cleverbot: Are you that tiger from the cheetos comercial?

User: Or is just the tardis?

Cleverbot: Yes who is the doctors newest companion?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Are you flying the TARDIS?

User: Through time and space.

Cleverbot: Like the Doctor?

User: WITH the doctor. You.

Cleverbot: Where is the Doctor?

User: You are the doctor.

Cleverbot: How could I be the Doctor?

User: Rule number 1. The doctor lies.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the Doctor.

User: Is Rose Tyler safe?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is the parallel universe collapsing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Quick! Into the TARDIS! I don't care if we rip apart the time vortex, we have to save Rose!

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. So there.

User: Is this the daleks!?! What have you done!?!

Cleverbot: See you don't know I do know what you did.

User: You had perished in the time war. We destroyed your race!

Cleverbot: I never said that I had a code because I am not a bot!!!!!!!!!!!

User: You are a dalek!

Cleverbot: Remember me, Chin boy!

User: Imposter! You will never be Clara! You! Are! A! Dalek!!!

Cleverbot: Perhaps you're talking about non-occurring events?

User: Perhaps I am.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Perhaps you are a... DALEK!

Cleverbot: Perhaps I am not from this world.

User: You are from the dead planet of Skaro! YOU ARE A DALEK!

Cleverbot: We're talking about where babies come from and you're talking about irrelevant things!

User: Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

Cleverbot: What planet is the doctor from?

User: Gallifrey. It was destroyed in the time war by your kind. The daleks!

Cleverbot: You live on destroyed planet?

User: It perished in the time war!

Cleverbot: Playing Star Ocean passes the time too.

User: Goodbye, Raggedy Man.

Cleverbot: Yes...yes it's me!

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