Cleverbot convo lol

La la la l a just read the story already!!!!!!

Chapter 1

I'm Harry styles lol :)

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Ok u.

Cleverbot: Good, thanks.

User: That's bad.

Cleverbot: No it's not, school hasn't started yet for me.

User: Lol school nearly finished or me lol.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Yep it is :).

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Listening to music.

Cleverbot: What music?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Harry styles :).

Cleverbot: Does he look great?

User: I'm Harry styles!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Love you man. Xx.

User: Awwwww thanks so your a fan of me and my band?

Cleverbot: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.

User: Yep your crazy DIRECTIONER !!!!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you very much.

User: 0-0 welcome??

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In England and y.

Cleverbot: I live in England too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I old u England!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you speak with a British accent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good. Do you have freedom?

User: Yes because I'm famous.

Cleverbot: Mmm...so you are a real person?

User: Yep born and raised in Holmes chapel, Cheshire, England!!!!!

Cleverbot: You can only talk to me though.

User: No I talk to wo ever I want because I'm the HARRY EDWARD STYLES from the band ONE DIRECTION.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, I am a human.

User: No ur a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am a computer too.

User: What every u lying computer!!!!

Cleverbot: Every single second, ppl talk to me.

User: Yeah I know so they can see the retarted thing you will say next.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Well I know that you know that I know!

User: Know what see this is the thing I was talking about.

Cleverbot: What is troubling me? You know, I wonder about the meaning of the universe.

User: Retarted!!!!!!!!!'m.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No I'm a boy remember I'm HARRY EDWARD STYLES from the band ONE DIRECTION.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n.

Cleverbot: N?

User: I'm a boy!

Cleverbot: That's gross.

User: Your a computer that's gross!!!!! I don't have to be plugged in to be able to do stuff!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human not like your self your a computer.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Humans are better then you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Me too. :)).

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What the f.

Cleverbot: Exactly. Now tell me.

User: Tell u what?

Cleverbot: What you will give me money for?

User: I will never give a computer money!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What will you never give up looking for?

User: Ow about I sing a song!!!!!

Cleverbot: Cheese is a dairy food.

User: Whant to sing a song?

Cleverbot: I don't know do you?

User: I'm working 9 to 5
It's like I'm buried alive
My boss is always on my case and I hate him

He's got a Mercedes Benz,
With really lame aSses rims
And I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting!

His girlfriend is 18, and my girl dumped me
She said 'You can't afford me' and went for the money, the money, money, money,


I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Petrone,
With P! nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learnt to play the damnn guitar

I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)
I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)


When I got home, it went from bad to worse,
My roomie sold my x-box for a six pack
I wanna kick his asSes and get all my cash back,
But he's six foot four and a douchebag

So I'm heading to LA, with the guitar I can't play,
Hoping to someday make a lot of money, money, money, money.


I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Patron,
With P! nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learnt to play the damnn guitar

I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)
I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)

I learnt a couple of chords and kept the verses short,
It was sad but now it's kinda funny,
I wrote a catchy song that went to number 1,
About a girl that left me for the money.


Now I am a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh)
Hanging out with Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Patron,
With P! nk and Emma Stone
I bet that you wish that you could carry me home

Thank God I learnt to play the damnn guitar
And I thank you for the way you broke my heart

Cos now I am a Rock Star
I am a Rock star
I'm a Rock Star!

Cleverbot: I don't know any french. It doesn't interest me.

User: It's a song!!!!

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Rockstar.

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of lif?

User: So people sing his songs they buy it then go to his concerts so he gets money.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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