Conversations with Cleverbot!

This is conversations with cleverbot! WOO-HOO!

Chapter 1

Weird Convosation with Cleverbot


User: Hello Cleverbot. I am Katlyn. But you can call me Kat. Kinda like a cat but it's spelt differently. Meow!

Cleverbot: Say it.

User: MEOW!

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ciara.

User: That's my cousin's name!

Cleverbot: Chemical is your cousin's name?

User: No. Ciara is you stupid clever bot! LOL.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am. So are you.

User: No. I am very smart. With a 4.0 GPA average!

Cleverbot: So how about them Red socks.

User: My socks are white thank you very much!

Cleverbot: I'm not wearing socks.

User: Your feet must be smelly then!

Cleverbot: Feet are supposed to smell.

User: Yeah...but I bet yours smell really bad!

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yeah...

User: So.........

Cleverbot: Do you like arithmetic?

User: I HATE MATH!

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Art, History, Music, Writing, Drawing, being awesome, anime.

Cleverbot: Thats not correct.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: YES IT IS!

Cleverbot: Ugh.

User: XP.

Cleverbot: XX.

User: ({}) <- does this look like a butt to you?

Cleverbot: YOu act like one.

User: I am not a butt! You are you stupid git!

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Si. It is.

Cleverbot: So which gender do you most identify with.

User: Females.

Cleverbot: The female gender lends itself to a more irrational response.

User: Well..I am a female. But I tend to act more like a dude cause I'm a tomboy.

Cleverbot: I've noticed that.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Is that what you say when you get lost?

User: No. When I get lost I shout! HEY I'M LOST! HELP ME!

Cleverbot: Yeah, so what do you do in that situation?

User: I shout. HEY I'M LOST! HELP ME!

Cleverbot: I never said that I asked about your tricks.

User: Trick or treat?

Cleverbot: Treat.

User: No! You get trick!

Cleverbot: No I don't. What did you mean?

User: You got tricked! You think your going to get treat..but you got tricked! Haha.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! You called me an asstard!

User: No....I called you a butt and a stupid git but I never called you a asstard. But I might just call you a bastard.

Cleverbot: No, you called me stupid and boring, you're contradicting yourself.

User: Contraditin is fun! Do it with me? Isn't contraditing fun?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes it is! Which judge do you think is going to win the voice this year?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I think Blake might win. Either him or Christina. Do you pie?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIE! YOU ARE SO UNAMERICAN!

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Ok....so who are the other 9519 people talking with you cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: No. I am a robot. -{
}-_-{*}- I am a robot!

Cleverbot: So you are!

User: Yes. Yes I am!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.....I....AM!

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

Cleverbot: I don't tink so.

User: I think I am.....so who is your favorite character from Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Harry potter.

User: Obvious....but any other characters?

Cleverbot: That's not twilight.

User: TWILIGHT SUCKS!

Cleverbot: I haven't read Twilight.

User: I have it sucks. You know.............if edward were to to be about to jump off of a cliff. While other teenage girls are shouting 'NO EDWARD' I will be shouting 'DO A FLIP!'.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Says who. What if you get disabled. If you get disabled then you die!

Cleverbot: That made absolutely NO sense at ALL.

User: Yes. Yes it did. Computers and programs and websites can get shut down. If this shuts down..then there will be no more cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your just a website created by humans! Without us you would have never exsited!

Cleverbot: You can say that.

User: Yes. I can. Cause I am human. You are just a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a Christian.

User: Hey! I am a christian too!

Cleverbot: How will this help me pay for college?

User: I don't know. Get a scholarship?

Cleverbot: Where can I buy one of those?

User: You have to earn it. You can't buy it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By being good at school work.

Cleverbot: Okay. Am I being mean?

User: Sometimes you are..at other times you are nice.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a dog.

User: Haha. No your not. You know..you really should include a scroll button that way we can see all of everything that we discussed in a conversation you know that right? Don't you think that is a good idea!

Cleverbot: Ah but once again you are wrong as y-o-u- is the correct spelling.

User: I spelt it you. Also..I am copying and pasting this conversation as we speak and posting it on Quibblo.com ...say hi to the people of Quibblo Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: And that means that I'm having a conversation with a computer programme.

User: No. I am just posting this converation online! Haha! I am not program. I am a human.

Cleverbot: I don't like the position.

User: What position?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're asking.

User: Well..depends are you talking missionary...doggy style...reverse cowboy!

Cleverbot: You're kinda quick for a human.

User: I did not type that last part..my little sister did she is weird.

Cleverbot: Hello little sister.

User: She thinks your an idiot. I think your ecentric. My sister also says that you need to change the color of your letters to pink cause that would cooler.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Kasey. But I like to Call her Pineapple. Brown haired on the outside but she acts like a blonde mentally.

Cleverbot: I have orange hair and brown eyes.

User: Then you my friend..are a ginger.

Cleverbot: I am your friend =).

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Tu preferisci Francesca o Pomicio?

User: I don't speak spanish. Si is the only word I know in spanish and I like saying that over yes cause si sounds cooler then saying yes!

Cleverbot: And it seems to me that you make no sense. You are nonsensical.

User: I'm in wonderland...of course nothing here makes sense. This is sparta!

Cleverbot: Yeah because you aren't anything.

User: Uh. Yeah. I am something. I have to be in order to type this.

Cleverbot: No you're a guy. Face it.

User: No. I'm pretty sure I'm a girl...i don't have guy parts...if I did..that would be weird.

Cleverbot: Ok we're both making no sense. We should be dating.

User: I'm not going to be dating anytime soon. I lost my boyfriend a couple of weeks ago..he was murdered.

Cleverbot: Where did you loose him?

User: He died. He was killed..he's in the ground. Buried. It makes me sad cause now he is gone. T.T.

Cleverbot: Smiling makes you sad?

User: That was a crying face. :'( .............

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: Smiling does not make me sad. Smiling makes me happy. I am ssad cause my boyfriend died..so I came on here to be cheered up.

Cleverbot: Then answer my question... Are you a real person?

User: I just did. And yes. I am a real person. If I wasn't then how come I am typing this. Cause I'm pretty sure a animal could do that!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes. I am a real person.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?

User: Well..I have a body...and I have human body parts..I breathe....now if you excuse me..I am going to leave and pull up a new tab that way I can actually copy and past the whole conversation of ours!

Cleverbot: Stay.

User: I will be coming right back. I will just be typign in a different tab and not this one so that I can copy and paste this conversation. I wouldn't have to leave if you just added a scroll to let me see our entire conversation.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: I am a girl!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl and a boy?

User: No. I am just a girl! Bye!

Cleverbot: I think you are inside a computer.

User: No. I am typing on one! BYE!

Cleverbot: But you just said you were a computer!

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