I'm Sorry I'm a Fvck Up

This is a ranT.

Chapter 1

Sorry,

(This is a song I found. Props to anyone who knows who wrote it.)

I woke up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the day before
Where am I? Why do I keep talking to myself? Self?

I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store
I'm like a nympō stuck with a bunch of whōres
Why can't I just get control over myself, self?

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way
Yeah

I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I"m a fuçk up, yeah
Ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I"m a fūck up, yeah
So if you fvçk up all the time,
let"s all sing

Oops my bad
I never said i'd
Ever get it right

Da da da da da da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
what's wrong with me?
Why does this happen all the time, time?


I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I'm like a black guy switching lanes in front of the cops
why can't I just get control over myself?

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't.wanna be president someday
I"m just trying to make my way, yeah.

I'm sorry I"m a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
Ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I"m a fuçk up, yeah
So if you fuçk up all the time,
Let"s all sing

Oops my bad
I never said I'd
Ever get it right
Da da da da da da

I"m just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day i'll change
For now all I can say

I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuçk up, yeah
ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry i'm a fuçk up, yeah
So if you fuçk up all the time,
Let's all sing

Oops my bad
I never said I'd
ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said i'd
Ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said i'd
Ever get it right

Da da da da da da

Ah, fuçk it.

~~~~ END OF SONG

So, as the song said, i'm sorry i'm a fvxk up.
I'm gonna get things wrong.
I'm gonna get emotional, but that's life.
can't live with me,
THEN TOO FUÇKING BAD.
i'm learning and growing!

So I didn't know easter was about Jesus.
I WAS FVÇKING RAISED TO BELIEVE EASTER WAS ABOUT EGG HUNTS AND CANDY.

HOW BOUT THEM APPLES?

So I had no fvçking idea.

And I don't believe in any religion.
I'm not a satanist, though.

If god's supposed to save you,
And I grew up having a shïtty life with other people in the world,
And he wasn't there for me,
(Which is very weird since my name means "one who is like or close to god)
Then I should have a different name.

Cause if he was there, then i'd maybe believe.

SO SCREW RELIGION.

No offense to anyone

He just wasn't there for me.

I hate it when people go door to door spreading their religion, cause I'm like "No god was there for me, so why should. I?"


Like that one repost, " He doesn"t believe in christianity cause god wasn't there for him."


SO FUÇKING GIMME A BREAK.

DON'T START BITÇHING AT ME CAUSE I HAD NO FUÇKING IDEA


Thanks For reading,


Sincerely,
The fuçk up.

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