Death Note Funny Quotes :P

I got bored....

Chapter 1

Ch 1

Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation... besides the manager thing?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee?"

Light: "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!"

Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad will be the only b**tard left."

L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."

L: "My number of friends has increased yet again......"

L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."

Light: I'll take a potato chip...and EAT it!


L:Kira is childish and he hates losing... I'm also childish and hate losing.


L: I'm... a pervert??


Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"

L: "Yes, that would be dark."


L: Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.


L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?


L: (after getting hit by Light) That hurts


Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me?

Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?

Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don't be shy Light.

L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun.

Light: I'm not being shy.

L: Don't be serious about it either


Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?

Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?"



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