Hunger Games Thrift Shop Parody!

Hunger Games Thrift Shop Parody for KEVerdeen's Contest!
Katniss is singing!

http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/imBK78C/Song-Parody-Contest

Chapter 1

THRIFT SHOP!

Hey, Katniss! can we go hunting?

Hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt, (many times)

Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]

I'm gonna kill some deer
I got some arrows in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting
looking for some things
This is super awesome

Walk into the woods like what up I'm a law breaker
I'm just pumped about the things I'm a taker
Just in the morning, it's so silent
My sister Prim is like, "your so violent!"
Running in, super quick, surprisingly, I'm a teen
Dressed in the same clothes, yes, they are all very clean
In a leather jacket, Gale standin' next to me
The jacket was my fathers, yeah it wasn't free

(Expensive)

But hey, keeps warm when its windy
Crouching down, hiding it, just about to get my yum breakfast
I am now waiting for so long and then i am just breathless
Grab an arrow and wait for so long
I am shootin' it and killin' it
Grabbin' my game I'm super happy that's a deer I'm a be rich!
I'ma take it Greasy style, I'ma take it Greasy style
No for real - go ask her - I go to the hob all the time
Sell all of the game and the goat's milk
Sometimes even the berries I find in the woods
They have some food or grain, I will trade for that food or and grain
Went to a bakery, traded a squirrel for bread
Hello, hello, my boy that had the bread
You did save my life while i was in such dread
Right now, I could take my deer, trade it
And everyone will be like, "aww she'll trade every bit"

I'm gonna kill some deer
I got some arrows in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting
looking for some things
This is super awesome

I'm gonna kill some kids
I got some arrows in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting
Looking for a tribute
This is super scary

What do you know about being in the hunger games?
What do you know about almost dying so quick?
Yeah I'm running, I'm running through these trees
One tribute's dead that's another score for me
Thank these game makers for setting the forest on fire
Cause right now, I'm burned all over
I'm in the trees you can find me hiding from the careers
I'm not hurt from these burns when a parachute comes to me
Those hammers, those knives, those bows, those spears
I'll take those weapons and attack them tributes, all time alert in the tree
Rue warnin' me from jackers and sawin' them off the tree
Once off, they stung and came and they all killed Glimmer for me
And then Rue is like, "Katniss that's super tight!"
I'm like, "I know - let's kill the rest! we gotta fight"
Limited time we have, limited supplies we have
Some apples, arrows and mines that's just enough to kill the careers
shooting arrows and rip apple's bag
One rolls out, and then another one
Mines blow up no food
And I'm running to Rue but then she's killed and no more is left of my happy mood
Searching game looking for the bread boy anywhere
When I finally find him, he'll survive I will swear
I swear

(Katniss... Hunger Games!..Yeah!)

I'm gonna find Peeta
I got my arrows in my pocket
I - I - I'm searching
Looking for him
This is not awesome

I'm in these Hunger Games
I'm looking terrible
I'm searchin' everywhere
For Peeta who is somewhere
I'm in these Hunger Games
I'm looking terrible
I'm searchin' everywhere
For Peeta who is somewhere

I'm gonna find Peeta
I got my arrows in my pocket
I - I - I'm searching
Looking for him
This is not awesome

Is that Cinna's coat?

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