Random Weird Stuff that Happens in my Life and Head.

so basically I just write about the weird, random, and funny things that happen in my life, and that happen inside of my head.

Chapter 15

Random thoughts that pop up in my head.....and random stuff in my life...

If Owls are so wise, then why haven't they taken over the world yet?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? And why does it chuck wood? Why not leaves or stones or rocks or birds or whatever???? Why does it have to be wood??

If you get a crowd full of little people to do the wave...would that be considered a ripple???

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? And does the size of your tongue factor in to it???

MEOW! I'M A KITTY KAT! AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!

What is cured ham? And if so ..what disease was it cured from?

Snape + Apple = Snapple

HETALIA! HETALIA! HETALIA! HHHEEEETTTTAAAALLLLLIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

SYMMETRY!

Why is it that in Spongebob....Spongebob is a sponge....but yet his parents are cookies? How does that work????? Also...how is it that Mr. Krabs has Pearl ( a whale) for a daughter????? Also........seriously..they need to change the rating on spongebob! Seriously! Krusty Krabs are located in Bikini Bottom! THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!!!!!

SCHOOL SUCKS!

WHY IS IT THAT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SPEAK CHINESE???? I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE!!!!

I got into a fight with the voices in my head last week and refused to talk them and I kicked them out. This week they texted me and said they were sorry and that they want us to get back together! O_O

If someone you know goes missing. It's most likely the fact that the squirrels are just out collecting nuts again.

If your sleeping in the woods in a sleeping bag and a bear stumbles upon you sleeping in the sleeping bag......do they automatically think "Ooh! Hot Pocket!"

Why do superheroes wear their underwear over their pants? Is it because it's a reminder for them to change their underwear?

If you choke a smurf..what color does it turn???

If you flush a bunch of skittles or M&M's down the toilet it would be exactly like Nascar..except for that it would be a waste of perfectly good candy.

What would happen if you went on a blind date with someone who was actually blind????

I wonder....where can I find a death note? I got me a couple of names to write in it...evil laugh

PASTA!

Ve!

Si!

Ole!

Ja!

WHY CAN'T I SPEAK ITALIAN LIKE ITALY CAN FROM HETALIA!!!!!!!!

Why does my foot always fall asleep on me????

is busy trying to figure out who the real little voice in her head is

I wonder....if I jump into a batch of toxic waste???? Would I get superpowers?

I wonder what I would look like as a blonde?

random song lyrics

Conversations I've had with Frank The Magical Talking Unicorn Who Lives In My Backpack

the fact that it's weird that Walt Disney was afraid of Mice yet......his most famous creation is a talking mouse.

how ironic it would be if a car with flames painted on it somehow burst into flames

where do the aliens take us once they have abducted us?

Yeah. DisneyWorld. The happiest place on earth. Until you get your bill.

BAZINGA!

designs for a army of giant robotic flying mint green bunnies so that I can take over the world!

Harry Potter Jokes most of them having to make fun of Snape or Voldemort.

It Voldemort and Pinocchio were together and have a love child. It's name would be You-Nose-Who.

101 reasons why Potatoes are better than Justin Bieber. (yes this will become a future chapter in here)

UP UP AND AWAY! oh wait..I can't fly..walks away slowly with head lowered in shame

That awesome moment when you just burst the door open and you start strutting and the only thing that you think could make this better is if Dark Vader's Theme song were playing...

Things to edit on Wikipedia

I am woman! Hear me roar! MEOW!

Fe = Periodical Symbol for Iron; Male = Man. There for Female = Ironman! I AM IRONMAN! HAHA! TAKE THAT!

I LOVE CANDY! I LOVE CANDY! two hours later ugh.....I have such a sugar hangover...never again! next year, same dang thing happens

How awesome it would be if Hogwarts used Slytherin and Gryffindor First Years as Christmas Decorations

How awesome it would be if Hogwarts actually exsisted

I think i know why my hogwarts letter has never came......I think it's in Canada. ^.^

Why is it that in America we call french fries fries and chips chips..but in England they call fries chips and they calls chips crisps??

Why are they called french fries if they were never invented in france?

FREDZILLIA!

how annoying the "what's happening" section on Quibblo is...

Space Opera. It's a thing now.

Hears Shakira's Song Hips Don't Lie How can hips lie? They have no mouth! Since when do hips have a mouth????

how funny it is when guys scream a high pitch screams and it sounds like a little girls!

how funny it would be to dye the Death Eater's Robes Pink

that awkward moment when you "accidentally" schedule Voldemort for a nose job and a hair cut

If girls could read guys minds...then no man would be safe from the amount of head slaps they would receive.

Napolean Dynamite. The only Dynamite that never gets to bang. LOL (took that one form the Epic Rap Battles of HIstory Video)

if this is whispering. AND THIS IS YELLING! ThEn WoUlD tHiS bE cOnSiDeReD bE tAlKiNg LiKe A rObOt?

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