Harry Potter Chatroom.

So basically this is what would happen if we provided chatrooms for the characters at Hogwarts........enjoy!


Just so you know. Chapter 3. Is my Original Scripted Chapter for the 4th of July Special one. Chapter 6. Is alternative route. On basically...what would have happened if the characters decided to well act different to the situation. Results vary in between..so please do read both. For both are different but still funny!

Chapter 1

NO SONG PARODIES! *Guest Starring Frank The Magical Unicorn Who Lives in My Backpack!

Cedric Logs on

CEDRIC: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I SPARKLE NOW!

HARRY, SNAPE: I THOUGHT VOLDEMORT KILLED YOU!

VOLDEMORT: YEAH...I WAS PRETTY SURE I KILLED YOU!

SNAPE: CEDRIC. 10 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!

CEDRIC: BUT I THOUGHT VAMPIRES SPARKLED IN THE SUN????

SNAPE: NOPE. THEY BURN TO ASHES YOU GIT. ANOTHER 25 POINTS AWAY FROM HUFFLEPUFF!

CEDRIC: I HATE MY LIFE!

BELLA: BUT EDWARD YOU STILL HAVE ME!

CEDRIC: CORRECTION...NOW I HATE MY LIFE!

SNAPE: WHO THE HECK IS EDWARD?

ME; THE SPARKLY GAY VAMPIRE THAT CEDRIC BECOMES AFTER VOLDEMORT KILLED HIM!

SNAPE: YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME?

ME: YES. YES I DO.

FRANK THE MAGICAL TALKING UNICORN WHO LIVES IN MY BACKPACK: THIS IS SO WEIRD.

DUMBLEDORE; NO IT ISN'T. I FIND IT QUITE ECCENTRIC!

FRANK: HIPPIE.

DUMBLEDORE; I HOPE VOLDEMORT EATS YOU!

FRANKS: GASPS THAT'S JUST MEAN!

DUMBLEDORE: YEAH. I KNOW! SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT I WOULD BE LIKE IF I HAD BEEN A SLYTHERIN!

SNAPE & DRACO; EVERYDAY I'M SLYTHERIN!

DUMBLEDORE: YES. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY.

HARRY: IF YOU GOT PROBLEMS WITH QUIDDITCH I DON'T ENVY YOU SON. I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SNITCH AIN'T ONE!

SNAPE: 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! NO SONG PARODIES IN MY CLASSROOM!

HARRY: THEN WHAT IS WHAT YOU AND DRACO JUST DID A MINUTE AGO?

SNAPE: SCOWLS FINE.....10 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!

HARRY: HEY HOW COME YOU GUYS LOSE ONLY LOSE 10 AND WE LOSE 50?!?

SNAPE: ANOTHER 15 POINTS GONE FROM GRYFFINDOR!

HARRY: DRAT

SNAPE: 10 MORE POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

HARRY: I'LL SHUT UP NOW

SNAPE; GOOD.

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