Call Me Foxface: A Book of Parodies

As implied by the title, this is going to be a book of parodies I make. Quite a few of them will be Hunger Games or other book/fandom related songs.

So comment, rate, and enjoy!

Chapter 1

Call Me Foxface

Inspired by Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

Verse One:

They picked my name from the ball
Outside our district's town hall.
Did not want them to at all,
'Cause now I have to play

The Hunger Games we all dread.
The tributes fight to the death.
To the Capitol I head,
'Cause now I have to play

Interviews, tribute parades,
Training night and day.
Tomorrow starts the games,
But you're not gonna kill me just yet!

Chorus:

Hey, you can't catch me,
But you can chase me.
You want me dead, yet,
You couldn't name me.

So don't you count me
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

I'm right behind you,
But you can't see me.
If you want to win then,
You'll have to beat me.

So don't you count me,
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

Verse Two:

The sixty seconds go by.
Now I'm running for my life.
I've got my plan to survive,
So now I'm gonna play.

Steal my food from the Careers.
And I'll be hiding right here,
Ready to face all my fears,
'Cause now I'm gonna play.

Hot days, freezing nights,
Mines from left and right,
Made it through the feast alive,
But someone has to outsmart me yet!

Chorus:

Hey, you can't catch me,
But you can chase me.
You want me dead, yet,
You couldn't name me.

So don't you count me
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

I'm right behind you,
But you can't see me.
If you want to win then,
You'll have to beat me.

So don't you count me,
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

Bridge:

I never thought it would be nightlock that brought me-
Berries that brought me-
Nightlock that brought me down.

I never thought it would be nightlock that brought me-
Since you can't catch me-
The nightlock brought me down,

Down, down, da-da down, down, da-da down, down...

Chorus:

But don't you count me
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

I'm right behind you,
But you can't see me.
If you want to win then,
You'll have to beat me.

So don't you count me,
Quite out of this race.
Since you don't know me,
Just call me Foxface.

I never thought it would be nightlock that brought me-
Berries that brought me-
Nightlock that brought me down.

I never thought it would be nightlock that brought me-
You couldn't catch me-
So call me Foxface

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