Funny Break Ups Viea Text Message

These are listed from my least favorite to my most favorite. I came up with none of these.

I might add more depending on the reviews from this.

Chapter 1

Break Ups viea Text

6.) Boy: ILY
Girl: Can you spell it out? It makes it more special.
Boy: I'm leaving you.
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5.) Boy: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Single
Girl: Single who?
Boy: Single you.
Girl: Real funny babe....
Boy: Not a jk. Just didn't wanna be to harsh on you.
Girl: :(
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4.) Boy: Hey babe, I don't think this is gonna work out.
Girl: Whatever! You'll never find anyone like me!
Boy: That's the point!
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3.) Girl: What would you do if I broke up with you?
Boy: Get back with my ex. (;
Girl: Now I see how much you care, I'm done --
Boy: Hey, you wanna go out?
Girl: Go with your ex.
Boy: You are my ex. (:
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2.) Boy: Wanna see a magic trick?
Girl: Sure babe (:
Boy: Poof, you're single.
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1.) Boy: I think we should see other people.
Girl: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You really thought I would cry over you?
I said I loved you,
You thought that was true.
Well guess what player,
You just got played too.

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