The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take On "My Immortal"
From Jackie and Emily's two part series, our commentary on "My Immortal", because as Jackie puts it, "it's summer and we don't need brain cells". So prepare yourself for 44 Chapters of fun/torture/hilarity/pain.
Here is other part of this package http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/jARaval/The-Grammar-Witch-and-the-Candor-Take-On-Lovestruck (The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take On "Lovestruck")
Dumbledore Does NOT Cuss!
â€œDRACO!â€ I shouted. â€œWhat the fÃºck do you think you are doing?â€ (Thatâ€™s the same question Iâ€™m asking the author.)
Draco didnâ€™t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
â€œWhat the fÃºcking hell?â€ I asked angrily.
â€œEbony?â€ he asked. I thought her name was now Enoby.
â€œWhat?â€ I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts Oh good Lord) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didnâ€™t feel mad anymore. What?
And thenâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. This shouldn't be done in public He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (But itâ€™s only Chapter Fourâ€¦)
â€œOh! Oh! Oh! â€ I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm Oh no. We donâ€™t care.. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. You can be pale and have warmth. Weâ€™re humans, we are warm-blooded. And thenâ€¦.
â€œWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!â€
It wasâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.Dumbledore! (Thank you, Dumbledore, for asking the question weâ€™ve all been thinking this entire time!) But Dumbledore doesnâ€™t cuss! (Neither do I, but I canâ€™t blame him!) But heâ€™s Dumbledore!