The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take On "My Immortal"
From Jackie and Emily's two part series, our commentary on "My Immortal", because as Jackie puts it, "it's summer and we don't need brain cells". So prepare yourself for 44 Chapters of fun/torture/hilarity/pain.
Here is other part of this package http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/jARaval/The-Grammar-Witch-and-the-Candor-Take-On-Lovestruck (The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take On "Lovestruck")
We're All Flowers Here
I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there!! He sat der in deddly bloom We are all flowersâ€¦ in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wrists!!!!!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.
â€œDraco are you okay????â€ I asked.
â€œIâ€™m not okay.â€ he screamed depressedly. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. (What doesnâ€™t?) I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.
â€œOh Draco why did you do it with that fÃºcking bastard Snape?â€ I asked teardully.
â€œI-â€ Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room!! They didnâ€™t see us.
â€œIm so glad we me and Snape were freed.â€ said Loopin.
â€œDam, this job would be great if it wasnâ€™t 4 da fing students!â€ Mr. Norris argreed.
â€œPop (goes the weasel!) addelum!!!!!111â€ I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.
â€œNoooooooo!!!!1â€ Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.
â€œYou fing perv.â€ I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. â€œNow u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or Iâ€™m gong 2 torture u!!!!â€
â€œI donâ€™t now where he is!!!!1111â€ said Loopin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didnâ€™t know who Satan was really.
â€œOh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!!1â€ Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.
I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And thenâ€¦.. I began frenching Draco sexily. Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sexpack. Then Vampire took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol. â€œOh mi satan!! Draco!!!!â€ I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Harry. I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. â€œOMS!!!111â€ cried Vampire. â€œOh Vampire! Vampire!!!â€ I screamed screamed. â€œOh Satan!!!!!â€ yelled Harry in pleasore. Loopin watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenlyâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.. (This fanfiction deserves a literary award for smut. Thatâ€™s all I can say at this point.)
â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Snap wuz in it!!!!!!!11