Lust Or Love - CONTINUED!

Okay so me and Rachel recently reread Lust Or Love and we were crying laughing so we decided to make a part 2. c:

Chapter 1

Potato drama...

by: Cosmiic
Yo hud ppl wer bak w/ Lust Or Love lmao
Chp 1:

So I was in the kitchen cooking food for fam and I dropp a plate hella low and it hella broke I was hella sad n Lucius was hella mad. He yelled “da faq” I screamed and Bellatrix slap my face and a bleed all over the vegatables I cook

"You iddit!" I creamed at Belladicks. "Dat is calld cross cotamination!"
"As in its angry at yuor face?" Belladicks laghed sassily. "Cos it so ugly." she clarified.
I sighed and looked back at my coking.
Just den, Dracoke I mwean Draco (lol see what I didd thereeee) walked in. He looked like he was slitly pizzed.
"What's wif all da shooting?" (lol psychos 4 lyfe) He said pissedly.
"She slippity slapped me! Now the food is rooned and I'm craying" I snapped at their lucid faces and charged out the door like I charge my phone and crayed long ginger tears.

“DA FUK MATTER WIF U U BITC THAT’S MY GF U FAQ Y U DI DIS” Draco screamed
“SHE BOKE PLATE SHE BLEED OVER THE VEGGIE I WANTED THE POTATO I WAS LLOOKING FORWARD TO POTATO” Belladixxxc scream
“WELL DON’T SHOUT AT HER ITS NOT HER FAULT” Draco yelled angrily
“I FIX plate okay u can have the potato I make more” I said
“okay”
POV of Ron

I giggled high pitchedly as I watched Mother watter da plants with coke insted of actual watter. Fred and Goerge are so funny!!! I no they are my bros but they are kinda damn hella sexy if you no what I mean. Anyway, no time for flitring, we need to go if were going to save Jacky! (I know she hats this name but who da hell cares okaii?!)
"Did you get da hippogruff?" I assed Fred snootily.
"What da hell do you think, moron?" Fred sassed me and it felt lik a kiss.
It brok my heart into to know he wood say somehin like that i mean i car about him a lot and ye.
We got on the Hippogruff and Fredd push me off I deed.

POV of Draco
The door broke I look it s the ginger weasly fam they r poor and look like sht all da time but not jessi she look dam fine I wanna put in in her ye
They yell and I scream and I hit da fat mom
Ginny has Jess she is pulling her oot door Jewssi is screaming “nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” and I waz scared I almost sht me pants I punch Giny she fell over screm and I hug Jessi I touched her noice boobies day r noice den I fro her oot of the room and fight everyone

~Written by Flag118 and FartingGuineapigslol~

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