My Twilight Reaction
Chapter 1
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Sorry for being so inactive all the DAMN TIME BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO POST ABOUT. MY ACTUAL REACTION TO TWILIGHT AS I WAS WATCHING IT. (not sure if these count as spoilers or not but read at your own risk"
CARA NEXT TIME WE MEET WE SHOULD WATCH TWILIGHT TOGETHER
I'M WATCHING IT NOW TO LAUGH AT IT
WTF IS EDWARD DOING
HE CRAY
"I'll just have to endure it"
Cring xD
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SQUEEZE THE KETCHUP
THIS IS AN ODD MOVIE
I don't know whether to watch any more or not cx
"thanks for the tyres" - Great dialogue
"hello im sorry i did no get 2 introduce maself last week"
"personal reasons"
BELLA AND EDWARD ARE SO AWKWARD TOGETHER
Awkward close ups
"I'm just trying to figure you out"
OOOOOOOH
ALMOST CRUSHED BY CAR
YESSSS DIVERGENT ON DVD
I NEED TO BUY IT
Idk what my opinion on Twilight is, it's indifferent so far
Touchy dad
Bella so apathetic
OH GOD
In her room xD
Stupid Bella
Why would you stand in the middle of the road AGAIN
"DON'T DRINK IT"
Bella is so rude to her friends
Should I like this movie?
HURRY UP AND GET EXCITING
It's so obvious he's a vampire though could they not just say it and get on with it
How is Bella so popular
I don't understand
OH MY GOD
WHO IS HIDING IN THE LONG GRASS
Lol Edward's "special diet"
"I only drink diet blood"
I FEEL VERY PROTECTIVE OF THEM
Them?
Oh fâ¤ck
EDWARD IS PROTECTIVE OF THE PERVS
I just wanna see Edward break the bed cx
"personal reasons" - As in I had to personally suck the blood out of someone
Pepperspray?
Really?
Oooh vampy pâ¤rn
I'll just stalk you
Why the fâ¤ck is she in the woods
Is this scene supposed to be sexy
Ooh here we go
"I know what you are"
"say it"
"out loud"
"say it"
"vampire"
Ooooh sparkly
"beautiful" - Not the word I'd use
"Idc" - You don't care about anything
Why is Bella okay with this
"I want to kill you"
"okay"
Such intimacy
They barely know eachother
"EDWARD I CAN'T BEAR TO LOSE YOU"
"lion falls in love with a lamb" - Sorry where the fâ¤ck would a lion find a lamb
YOU BROKE THE SALAD
WTF
Alice is cute
I like her
Cara jumps in I'M SO BUT JASPER IS MY BABE
back to me OMG I LOVE HIM
MUSE
HELLO MUSE
INTENSE BASEBALL
I'M CRYING
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS FILM
"Edward's very fast"
No shâ¤t
Are those vamps sliding across the ground?
insert very bad quality phone picture of Bella's face
THE MOST EMOTION I'VE EVER SEEN FROM HER
I LIKE THIS FILM OKAY
I ADMITTED IT OKAY
EVERYONE IS FLYING
Cara jumps in again SO YOU LIKE IT NOW
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Back to me again YES IT'S WEIRD AND DIFFERENT FROM OTHER FILMS I LIKE BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT PULLS ME IN
Cara NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEW MOON THAT'S THE WORST ONE TBH BUT BD IS THE BEST
ME OKAY FINE BUT I STILL STAND BY WHAT I SAID ABOUT NOT A LOT HAPPENING IN THE FILM BUT I DON'T MIND I LIKE IT ANYWAY
CARA IKR
LIKE
IT'S STUPID BUT IT'S
NICE TO WATCH
ME AGAIN EXACTLY
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT IT'S KINDA SEXY AND PRETTY
Cara BELLA AND EDWARD ARE CUTE TOGETHER
I think if you say you like Twilight pll expect you to fancy Edward but like I hate Edward and Bella but I still like it??
Me I don't HATE Edward and Bella but I find them both really awkward and they annoy me
I love the other Cullens though omg
Cara Edward creeps me out kinda by how intense he is
I don't hate him as such but
You know
THE CULLENS THO
CAN THEY ADOPT ME
mE THAT WAS THE BEST BASEBALL GAME I'VE EVER SEEN
AND MUSE WAS PLAYING TOO OMG
Back to just me after awhile of discussing Alice and Jasper and how bâ¤tchy Bella is to her friends
THAT END SONG
I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
I LOVE IT OMG
WHAT IS IT I CAN'T REMEMBER
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
SCREAMING
I LOVE RADIOHEAD
THEY'RE THE BAES
THE LUV OF MY DEPREZZING LYFE - and on that note that marks the end of my demented screeching and swiggity swag comments regarding Twilight. (I might do more reactions later tbh)
BYE
I MISSED YOU ALL
~I FORGOT HOW I SIGNED MY NAME ON HERE XXX
CARA NEXT TIME WE MEET WE SHOULD WATCH TWILIGHT TOGETHER
I'M WATCHING IT NOW TO LAUGH AT IT
WTF IS EDWARD DOING
HE CRAY
"I'll just have to endure it"
Cring xD
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SQUEEZE THE KETCHUP
THIS IS AN ODD MOVIE
I don't know whether to watch any more or not cx
"thanks for the tyres" - Great dialogue
"hello im sorry i did no get 2 introduce maself last week"
"personal reasons"
BELLA AND EDWARD ARE SO AWKWARD TOGETHER
Awkward close ups
"I'm just trying to figure you out"
OOOOOOOH
ALMOST CRUSHED BY CAR
YESSSS DIVERGENT ON DVD
I NEED TO BUY IT
Idk what my opinion on Twilight is, it's indifferent so far
Touchy dad
Bella so apathetic
OH GOD
In her room xD
Stupid Bella
Why would you stand in the middle of the road AGAIN
"DON'T DRINK IT"
Bella is so rude to her friends
Should I like this movie?
HURRY UP AND GET EXCITING
It's so obvious he's a vampire though could they not just say it and get on with it
How is Bella so popular
I don't understand
OH MY GOD
WHO IS HIDING IN THE LONG GRASS
Lol Edward's "special diet"
"I only drink diet blood"
I FEEL VERY PROTECTIVE OF THEM
Them?
Oh fâ¤ck
EDWARD IS PROTECTIVE OF THE PERVS
I just wanna see Edward break the bed cx
"personal reasons" - As in I had to personally suck the blood out of someone
Pepperspray?
Really?
Oooh vampy pâ¤rn
I'll just stalk you
Why the fâ¤ck is she in the woods
Is this scene supposed to be sexy
Ooh here we go
"I know what you are"
"say it"
"out loud"
"say it"
"vampire"
Ooooh sparkly
"beautiful" - Not the word I'd use
"Idc" - You don't care about anything
Why is Bella okay with this
"I want to kill you"
"okay"
Such intimacy
They barely know eachother
"EDWARD I CAN'T BEAR TO LOSE YOU"
"lion falls in love with a lamb" - Sorry where the fâ¤ck would a lion find a lamb
YOU BROKE THE SALAD
WTF
Alice is cute
I like her
Cara jumps in I'M SO BUT JASPER IS MY BABE
back to me OMG I LOVE HIM
MUSE
HELLO MUSE
INTENSE BASEBALL
I'M CRYING
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS FILM
"Edward's very fast"
No shâ¤t
Are those vamps sliding across the ground?
insert very bad quality phone picture of Bella's face
THE MOST EMOTION I'VE EVER SEEN FROM HER
I LIKE THIS FILM OKAY
I ADMITTED IT OKAY
EVERYONE IS FLYING
Cara jumps in again SO YOU LIKE IT NOW
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Back to me again YES IT'S WEIRD AND DIFFERENT FROM OTHER FILMS I LIKE BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT PULLS ME IN
Cara NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEW MOON THAT'S THE WORST ONE TBH BUT BD IS THE BEST
ME OKAY FINE BUT I STILL STAND BY WHAT I SAID ABOUT NOT A LOT HAPPENING IN THE FILM BUT I DON'T MIND I LIKE IT ANYWAY
CARA IKR
LIKE
IT'S STUPID BUT IT'S
NICE TO WATCH
ME AGAIN EXACTLY
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT IT'S KINDA SEXY AND PRETTY
Cara BELLA AND EDWARD ARE CUTE TOGETHER
I think if you say you like Twilight pll expect you to fancy Edward but like I hate Edward and Bella but I still like it??
Me I don't HATE Edward and Bella but I find them both really awkward and they annoy me
I love the other Cullens though omg
Cara Edward creeps me out kinda by how intense he is
I don't hate him as such but
You know
THE CULLENS THO
CAN THEY ADOPT ME
mE THAT WAS THE BEST BASEBALL GAME I'VE EVER SEEN
AND MUSE WAS PLAYING TOO OMG
Back to just me after awhile of discussing Alice and Jasper and how bâ¤tchy Bella is to her friends
THAT END SONG
I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
I LOVE IT OMG
WHAT IS IT I CAN'T REMEMBER
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
RADIOHEAD
SCREAMING
I LOVE RADIOHEAD
THEY'RE THE BAES
THE LUV OF MY DEPREZZING LYFE - and on that note that marks the end of my demented screeching and swiggity swag comments regarding Twilight. (I might do more reactions later tbh)
BYE
I MISSED YOU ALL
~I FORGOT HOW I SIGNED MY NAME ON HERE XXX
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
Lol I love Twilight even with all of its flaws.
And this made my day.
Same XD I'm glad this made your day! :D
I thought the whole twilight movie series was hilarious! XD
Like in the first movie when they were in class and Bella walks, to sit down next to Edward.
She stares at him like: "What the fùck are you looking at?"
And he replies with: "Shut up, you smell bad, I hate you for no reason."
And she responds with: "Fùck you. Turns away."
And when Edward appeared in her room suddenly, she was all: "Awww, that's adorable. :3"
And I was like, "WTF?! THROW A LAMP AT HIM, WOMAN! D:"
Ect ect... :P
OH MY GOD YES
The classroom scene was the most awkward thing I've ever seen, even when they were talking to eachother I still felt really weirded out and uncomfortable cx
I was disappointed because I was unsure in what film Edward breaks the bed and I thought it was this one so I got excited when he was in her room aND THEN HE JUST FLEW AWAY
The baseball scene was amazing though oh my God I think that scene made me like the movie more than any other CX Just got to watch New Moon now! :D
I've never seen Twilight and while I was reading this (my name is Cara) I kept thinking it was me.
You should watch it for the laughs cx And yes, I think you may have spoken to other Cara at one point though?
I'm laughing so hard right now.
Me too that was such a weird film omg XD