My Twilight Reaction

Chapter 1

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Sorry for being so inactive all the DAMN TIME BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO POST ABOUT. MY ACTUAL REACTION TO TWILIGHT AS I WAS WATCHING IT. (not sure if these count as spoilers or not but read at your own risk"

CARA NEXT TIME WE MEET WE SHOULD WATCH TWILIGHT TOGETHER

I'M WATCHING IT NOW TO LAUGH AT IT

WTF IS EDWARD DOING

HE CRAY

"I'll just have to endure it"

Cring xD

SHE DIDN'T EVEN SQUEEZE THE KETCHUP

THIS IS AN ODD MOVIE

I don't know whether to watch any more or not cx

"thanks for the tyres" - Great dialogue

"hello im sorry i did no get 2 introduce maself last week"

"personal reasons"

BELLA AND EDWARD ARE SO AWKWARD TOGETHER

Awkward close ups

"I'm just trying to figure you out"

OOOOOOOH

ALMOST CRUSHED BY CAR

YESSSS DIVERGENT ON DVD

I NEED TO BUY IT

Idk what my opinion on Twilight is, it's indifferent so far

Touchy dad

Bella so apathetic

OH GOD

In her room xD

Stupid Bella

Why would you stand in the middle of the road AGAIN

"DON'T DRINK IT"

Bella is so rude to her friends

Should I like this movie?

HURRY UP AND GET EXCITING

It's so obvious he's a vampire though could they not just say it and get on with it

How is Bella so popular

I don't understand

OH MY GOD

WHO IS HIDING IN THE LONG GRASS

Lol Edward's "special diet"

"I only drink diet blood"

I FEEL VERY PROTECTIVE OF THEM

Them?

Oh f❤ck

EDWARD IS PROTECTIVE OF THE PERVS

I just wanna see Edward break the bed cx

"personal reasons" - As in I had to personally suck the blood out of someone

Pepperspray?

Really?

Oooh vampy p❤rn

I'll just stalk you

Why the f❤ck is she in the woods

Is this scene supposed to be sexy

Ooh here we go

"I know what you are"
"say it"
"out loud"
"say it"
"vampire"

Ooooh sparkly

"beautiful" - Not the word I'd use

"Idc" - You don't care about anything

Why is Bella okay with this

"I want to kill you"
"okay"

Such intimacy

They barely know eachother

"EDWARD I CAN'T BEAR TO LOSE YOU"

"lion falls in love with a lamb" - Sorry where the f❤ck would a lion find a lamb

YOU BROKE THE SALAD

WTF

Alice is cute

I like her

Cara jumps in I'M SO BUT JASPER IS MY BABE

back to me OMG I LOVE HIM

MUSE

HELLO MUSE

INTENSE BASEBALL

I'M CRYING

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS FILM

"Edward's very fast"

No sh❤t

Are those vamps sliding across the ground?

insert very bad quality phone picture of Bella's face

THE MOST EMOTION I'VE EVER SEEN FROM HER

I LIKE THIS FILM OKAY

I ADMITTED IT OKAY

EVERYONE IS FLYING

Cara jumps in again SO YOU LIKE IT NOW

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

Back to me again YES IT'S WEIRD AND DIFFERENT FROM OTHER FILMS I LIKE BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT PULLS ME IN

Cara NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEW MOON THAT'S THE WORST ONE TBH BUT BD IS THE BEST

ME OKAY FINE BUT I STILL STAND BY WHAT I SAID ABOUT NOT A LOT HAPPENING IN THE FILM BUT I DON'T MIND I LIKE IT ANYWAY

CARA IKR

LIKE

IT'S STUPID BUT IT'S

NICE TO WATCH

ME AGAIN EXACTLY

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT IT'S KINDA SEXY AND PRETTY

Cara BELLA AND EDWARD ARE CUTE TOGETHER

I think if you say you like Twilight pll expect you to fancy Edward but like I hate Edward and Bella but I still like it??

Me I don't HATE Edward and Bella but I find them both really awkward and they annoy me

I love the other Cullens though omg

Cara Edward creeps me out kinda by how intense he is

I don't hate him as such but

You know

THE CULLENS THO

CAN THEY ADOPT ME

mE THAT WAS THE BEST BASEBALL GAME I'VE EVER SEEN

AND MUSE WAS PLAYING TOO OMG

Back to just me after awhile of discussing Alice and Jasper and how b❤tchy Bella is to her friends

THAT END SONG

I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE

I LOVE IT OMG

WHAT IS IT I CAN'T REMEMBER

RADIOHEAD

RADIOHEAD

RADIOHEAD

RADIOHEAD

SCREAMING

I LOVE RADIOHEAD

THEY'RE THE BAES

THE LUV OF MY DEPREZZING LYFE - and on that note that marks the end of my demented screeching and swiggity swag comments regarding Twilight. (I might do more reactions later tbh)

BYE

I MISSED YOU ALL

~I FORGOT HOW I SIGNED MY NAME ON HERE XXX

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