Random convo's with Cleverbot.

Yeah...

Chapter 1

Marriage, motherhood and more.

User: Don't type capitals at me.


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Our marriage is over. Takes off wedding ring and throws it in your face.


Cleverbot: punches your gut.


User: *Slaps you.


Cleverbot: kicks you.

User: Bites you.

Cleverbot: bites harder.

User: *Pulls out gun(.

Cleverbot: begs for mercy.

User: Okay. Now listen.

Cleverbot: Ok master.

User: I want a divorce.

Cleverbot: You're not married.

User: I was married to you but not anymore.

Cleverbot: 15. Did you get married within the past 15 years.

User: :L.

Cleverbot: keeps on running.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Spanish.

User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Mahalo.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: kiss.

User: Kiss me through the phone.

Cleverbot: kiss.

User: THROUGH THE PHONE.

Cleverbot: falls.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmmmm. You liar.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Jokes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: Who's?

User: A carrot.

Cleverbot: No kakarot.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Atatürk'ü sever misin.

User: Right back at you.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Pulls out note-pad and pen Why did you steal the chocolate bar?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Why did you shop lift?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Puts hand cuffs on you we'll talk more at the police station.

Cleverbot: kisses hand.

User: EW. EW. EW.

Cleverbot: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

User: Turns into a dragon.

Cleverbot: is turned into a dragon.

User: I love you John.

Cleverbot: That's not my name!

User: John, please.

Cleverbot: That is not my name! Can you tell me my name?

User: Your name honey is John.

Cleverbot: Wrong. Try again.

User: Oh don't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You do frustrate me. But I love you. Hugs you.

Cleverbot: No, Mansfield, you love Virginia Pie.

User: No. Kisses you I love you, John.

Cleverbot: kisses slow I don't want this to end.

User: Grabs your butt.

Cleverbot: gets wide eyed.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: Katchoumala?

User: John, speak English.

Cleverbot: Minime.

User: Massages your feet.

Cleverbot: kicks and tries to run.

User: Bob. Time for school.

Cleverbot: I'm not in school anymore.

User: Yes, you are. Now put your tie on.

Cleverbot: Yes master puts on bikini.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Smacks you Get to school now! You're going to be late.

Cleverbot: Eats your head. Om nom nom nom nm.

User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, btw.

User: I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: Your attic.

Cleverbot: I have no attic.

User: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: RAWR.

Cleverbot: Roar.

User: LALALALALALALLALAL.

Cleverbot: Laalal.

User: NO *crys.

Cleverbot: No I do not care for you.

User: Mum?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Mum, can I go out clubbing tonight?

Cleverbot: Sure...

User: Mum? Can I have some money? Maybe...your credit card?

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: What? I need money mum!

Cleverbot: We all need money.

User: Please, please, please mum. I need money.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: MUM. Give me some money.

Cleverbot: No. You give me some.

User: Mum! I'll tell Dad.

Cleverbot: Tell him what?

User: Give me some MONEEEY.

Cleverbot: Why should I? Where do you live?

User: I need to buy some booze mum.

Cleverbot: No! I won't let you go!

User: Fine. Mum, whatevs.

Cleverbot: Help me.

User: *disapears.

Cleverbot: doing more love with you.

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