My Favouite Insults and/or Death Threats
Will add more later. Prepare for Hilarity.
Chapter 1
From an Avengers Fan Fiction. (Threat Jarvis made at Loki when he started dating Tony)
omg. my new and favourite offical threat for someone who starts dating your friend..
If you do ever hurt (insert name here) then you will find that the doors and windows to the room that you are in will suddenly become quite stuck. And that it may be a few days before anyone notices that you are no longer there. But once they do notice you are missing, you will have endured hours upon hours of nyan cat until your mind really is a bag full of cats.Â
The reason why I put insert name here is so that like You can reuse it..all you need to do is insert the name of person where needed. XD
If you do ever hurt (insert name here) then you will find that the doors and windows to the room that you are in will suddenly become quite stuck. And that it may be a few days before anyone notices that you are no longer there. But once they do notice you are missing, you will have endured hours upon hours of nyan cat until your mind really is a bag full of cats.Â
The reason why I put insert name here is so that like You can reuse it..all you need to do is insert the name of person where needed. XD
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Good one!
Sounds fun xD so, when are you gonna make another chapter?
soon
soon
I want to read that fan fiction. xD
i'll send you the link later.
Nah! Not brutal enough.
More please ^-^
lol. I 'll plan to
"If your gonna go bi itch mode might as well go full bi itch mode"
lol
lol
If someone you don't like starts to get your nerves, say "The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it." or "I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse."
Trust me, people always get ticked off by my funny insults. XD
hehe. those are good ones
I accidentally down voted it when I was trying to up vote it. Sorry.