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Chapter 1

Funny Puns

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

3. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

4. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have to balls to do it.

5. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

6. A prisoners favorite punctuation is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

7. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.

8. When Will joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.

(More will come soon...)

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