girl confessions


Chapter 9

things i do to annoy my parents

'X' the ones that you've done before.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere. [X]
2. Moo when they say your name. [ ]
3. Pretend to have amnesia. [X]
4. Say everything backwards. [ ]
5. Run into walls. [X]
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. [ ]
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" [X]
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. [ X]
9. Say all of the words in a movie. [X]
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" [X]
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a weirdo." []
12. Talk to a pen. [X ]
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. [ ]
14. Try and climb the wall. [X]
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!" [X]
16. Put pegs on your nose and ears. [ ]
17. Switch the light on and off for a while. Then say "Oh... I get it!" [X]
18. Eat your hair. [ X]
19. hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." [ ]
20. When you shower yell "I'm drowning!" [X ]
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" [X]
22. Pretend to be a phone. [X]
23. Try to swim in the floor. [X ]
24. Tap on their door all night. []
25. Throw a banana at your mom. [ X]

my parents must love me......

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