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Follow advice at your own risk
Evil Polar bears with bow ties are not responsible for the fact that i give horrible advice.
Advice comes with minor side effects such as:
Headache, Permanent loss of sight, Nausea, Hallucinations and in most cases: Death
Dont listen to my advice
Dont run into a glass wall that just happens to be an inch thick
If your friends lock other people in basements then they are probably insane and you are too
Dont get beaten up by gym teachers or clowns
Dont be boring
and last but not least....
Pouring 3 gallons of melted ice cream on your friends will give them an excuse to chase you around with knifes and hammers!!!