100 Questions. (Repost)

Chapter 1

Combustible lemons.

1. Last Beverage?
Oil?

2. Last Phone Call?
I don't have a phone. Or need one.

3. Last Text Message?
Like I said...

4. Last Song You Listened To?
Want You Gone. ^^

5. Last Time You Cried?
I don't cry.

Have You Ever:

6. Dated Someone Twice?
Nope.

7. Been Cheated on?
Nope.

8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It?
Never.

9. Lost someone special?
........

10. Been Depressed?
You bet I have.

11. Been Drunk?
No way!

List Three Favorite Colors:
12. Yellow
13. Black
14. White

This Year Have You:

15. Made New Friends?
Yes.

16. Fallen Out Of Love?
Never been in love.

17. Laughed until You Cried?
Nope.

18. Met Someone Who Changed You?
Nope.

19. Found Out Who Your True Friends Were?
Nope.

20. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You?
That can't be helped, as long as the Portal fandom is still alive.

21. Kissed anyone on your friends list?
No!

22. How Many people on your friends list do you know in real life?
Er, just Wheatley and Chell, I think.

23. Do you have any pets?
Do Blue and Orange count?

24. What did you do for your last birthday?
Same thing I always do.

25. What time did you wake up today?
I don't sleep.

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Testing, like always.

27. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Let's face it. I don't have anything to look forward to.

28. Last time you saw your father?
I don't have one.

29. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
I have no regrets.

30. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
No... why?

32. What's getting on your nerves right now?
I don't have nerves.

33. What is your real name?
GLaDOS.

34. Zodiac Sign?
I haven't the slightest idea.

35. Male or Female?
Female.

36. Elementary school?
N/A

37. Middle School?
N/A

38. High School?
N/A

39. Hair Color?
Cables?

40. Long or short hair?
Long, I guess.

41. Height?
I've never bothered to check.

42. Do you have a crush on someone?
No!

43. What do you like about yourself?
My intelligence.

44. Piercings?
None.

45. Tattoos?
Never!

46. Righty or Lefty?
I don't have arms. Or hands.

* Firsts:*

47. Surgery?
N/A

48. Piercing?
N/A

49. Tattoo?
N/A

50. Best Friend?
My first? Wheatley.

51. Sport you joined?
Never played sports, never will.

52. Pet?
.......

53. Vacation you remembered?
I've never left Aperture. Ever.

54. Concert?
Again, never left Aperture.

55. Crush?
....... I'm not gonna tell you....

56. Alcoholic Drink?
I don't drink.

Right Now:

57. Eating?
Nothing.

58. Drinking?
Nothing.

59. I'm about to...
Post this.

60. Listening to?
Nothing.

61. Waiting for...
Dib to get back online.

Your Future:

62. Want kids?
I'm a robot. I can't have kids.

63. Want to get married?
No!

64. Careers in mind?
I don't have that many options.

Which Is Better with the opposite gender?

65. Lips or Eyes?
Eyes.

66. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs.

67. Shorter or Taller?
It's kind of hard to be taller than me.

68. Older or Younger?
Don't care.

69. Romantic or Spontaneous?
I don't care.

70. Nice stomach or Nice arms?
I don't care.

71. Tattoos or Piercings?
Neither?

72. Sensitive or Loud?
Don't care.

74. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?
Neither?

Have You Ever (2):

75. Kissed a stranger?
No!

76. Drank hard liquor?
Not in a million years.

77. Lost glasses/contacts?
Nope.

79. Broken someone's heart?
Maybe. Ask them.

80. Had your heart broken?
...........

81. Been arrested?
Nope!

82. Turned someone down?
What do you mean by that?

83. Cried when someone died?
Nope. Nobody I care about has died. remembers the Doctor Oh, yeah... I didn't cry, though. Although it did make me sad.

84. Liked a friend that is the same gender?
No!

Do You Believe In:

85. Yourself?
Always.

86. Miracles?
Nope.

87. Love at first sight?
That's kind of shallow.

88. Heaven?
No.

89. Santa Claus?
No.

90. Kissing on the first date?
Never dated anyone.

91. Angels?
Nope.

92. Shex before marriage?
I'm not an organic lifeform. Therefore, I can't reproduce and I don't care.

93. Life on other planets?
Yep. I've even met people from other planets.

94. Life after death?
If you're a robot.

95. Only being with one person forever?
That sounds boring.

Answer Truthfully:

96. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
No.

97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfrend at one time?
No!

98. Do you believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
shrugs

99. What's the one thing you cannot live without?
Electricity.

100. What's one secret you have that not many people know?
I'm pretty much an open book.

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