Random things to do when your bored! (Chapter 3!)

Chapter 1

In public...

1) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".

2) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.

3 Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

5) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.

6) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."


7) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

8) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

9) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

10) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

11) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!"

12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

13) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

14) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

15) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

16) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

17) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".

18) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!"

19) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

20) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally" drop them in a crowded elevator.

21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

22) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

23) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.

24) Go to McDonald's and ask them which fast food restaurant they would recommend.

25) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".

26) Use an ATM and when the money comes out shout "I Won, I Won!"

27) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

28) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".

29) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.

31) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

33) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

34) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.

36) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

37) Call a telephone company and ask them if they want to buy a telephone.

38) Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.

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