Alexander Ludwig's Funniest Tweets

Alexander Ludwig's Funniest Tweets

I'm going to make 4 chapters, I think, hopefully one per day, if I remember to X) They're hilarious, I swear! And yes, I do stalk my favorite actors :D

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

by: Deleteddd
Why is "abbreviation" such a long work


Wasn't planning on going for a run today but those cops came out of nowhere


Actual headline: joint committee investigates marijuana use


It pains me to inform my fans that i will be checking myself into rehab...for a frozen yogurt addiction #seriousproblem


Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.


I put the pro in procrastinate


It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.


Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.


why do they lock gas station bathrooms... are they afraid somebody will come in and clean
them?


if you keep your feet placed firmly on the ground, youll have trouble putting on your pants


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.


To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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