Death Note Viber Conversation... So stupid...

Well me and a friend and her friend are doing this so.... I'm L, my friend is Near and her friend is Mello. Here goes... Also, I spelt everything wrong, so I'll have in brackets the translation as it were.

Chapter 1

Light is my boyfriend.

Near: Hi L hi Mello.
L: Hi Near.
Near: So.
Mello: Urgh, so what did you want me for?
L: To be Mello.
Near: Yep.
Mello: Coolio.
L: Sooo... I have lots of chocolate...But I ate it all.
Near: L... Wow... Just wow...
L: DO TOU WANNA MAJE A DEAD MAN OR RIDE OUR WRECKING BALLS AROUND THE HALLS
Mello: XP
Near: You're worse than Misa.
L:Why are there so many fukcing pictures of people snogging on my dashboard. And a wild Nemo.
Mello: Because that's how tumblr works.
Near: facepalm
L: And everything is in Spanish.
Near: Do you even speak Spanish?
L: And did you know the lady who played the Rani in Dr Who is dead now? But I'mfine with seeing Kurt Cobain every other post.
Near: Touche.
L: Aww BriBry is getting married (heart) AWWWWWWWWW
Near: O.o
L: ALL HAIL PATRICK STUMP PREPARE FOR TROUBLE MAKE IT DOUBLE
Near turns away and starts to do a puzzle
L: I LPVE CAPS LOCK!
Near: And you can't spell.
L: I CANT SPEKL WHIKE USING CQPS LOCK OH MY FUKCING GODS SO MUCH KURT COBAIN ASDFGHJKL
Near: Mello... I think L isdoing drugs again...
L: I'M ON ANOTHER SUGAR HIGH
Near picks up robot and walks away
L: YWY ROVPTS ALIEN CYBORG BAYS DANCING IN AN EASTER EGG WHOPP WHOOP (translation: yay robots alien cyborg bats etc)
Near: I'm getting Light if you don't calm down.
Mello: Goddamn it.
L: GET LIGHT I WILL KISS HUM TO DEATH (him)
Mello: I'm stuck with you idiots facepalm
L: OH MU GOD SUCJ A FUKCING SUGAR HIGH ITS PRETTY NORMAL ACTUSKLY (my, such, it's, actually)
Near: I know you love Light, L, and Mello, I know you love Matt.
YEAH UOURE STIFK WITH US DYSLEXIC IDIOTA WHOOP WHOOP YAY LIGHT LIGHT A WORKD WITHOUT LIFHT WOULD BE DARK DONUT CARE HOE MANY TIMES HE KILLS NE (you're, stuck, idiots, world, Light, how, me)
Mello: And you're alone.
L: PH YEAH NEAR HAS NO BOUFRIEND BUT IM MWRRYING ALEZ GASKARTH BUT HOMEWORK DIESNT KNOW IT YET AKSO FRANK IWRO (oh, boyfriend,I'm,marrying,Alex,he,doesn't,also,Iero)
Near hands Mello a chocolate bar and throws a lolly at L
L: YAY LOLLIES LUCJS LOLLY THAT MEANS LICK ACTUALLY I GAVE THE LOLLY A BLWOJOB YAY FUN RIGHT PH LY GOD S IN SO HIGH EIGHT HOW I CANT EVEN SPELL EYAT THE FUKC (licks,oh my, I'm,right,what)
Near hits L repeatedly with a candy cane
L eats the candy cane and gives the uce cream a blwojob YAYYAYAYAYAYFUBFUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDI I JUST DTPPED AN IMAGINARY BASS WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB J HATE DUBSTEP (ice,fun,dropped,I)
Near puts a sock on L
L: I HATE YOU BTICH
Near starts to throw truffles at Mello and sprouts at L
L: IBHATEVYOU IVE GOT THE GIFT OF ONE LINERS SHES GOT THE CURSE IF THE CUTSE OF CURVES AND IVE ALSO GOT THE GIFT OF AMAZINF HAIR AND FANGIRKD (I hate you, curse,amazing,fangirls)
Near returns to puzzle building a lego fort round self
L returns to being awesome and also wherever awesome dead people go YAY FUB returns to giving ice creams blowojobs YAY FUN and stealing Mello's chocolate without dying howver dead I already am
Mello wakes up Mmmm? Sorry I got bored...
L: ...I just realised how stupid I seem... And how terrible my spelling was. I just want to punch Light in the face with my lips because he's so cute.
L changed the group name to L LOVES LIGHT.
Near: Oh shinigamis save us.
L: Guess who Light is?
Near: Enlighten me.
L: LIGHT IS MISA AND MATSUDA. THUFFERIN THUCKATAYSH I TAWT I TAW A PUDDY TAT I DID I DID I DID TAW A PUDDY TAT! I used to have a hamster called Virginity, but I gave it to Light, and he lost it.
Mello: Tut tut careless L... That's what got you killed.
L: Hehe yeah...
-More chapters to come :D-

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